I'm training with this guy from now on!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohpqJ...e_gdata_player
Will someone please file this under funniest shit ever viewed?
I'm training with this guy from now on!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohpqJ...e_gdata_player
Will someone please file this under funniest shit ever viewed?
This was like watching ballet, and probably just as effective for self defense.
What the hell just happened????
Hopefully this whole vid is out of context....or natalie portman is about to fingerbash herself.
Well you have to admit that if 2 guys attacked you exactly like that his techniques would indeed work ;)
haha... true
I feel sorry for anyone that paid money for that shit and believes that they are prepared to defend multiple opponets. Children are the only people those moves would work on. Pretty sure
I barely got through the first 20 seconds!
What the hell did I just watch?
How to stop someone from grabbing your arms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Vale
I would have played along until he turned his back to me, then choked him out or sucker punched him and just walked out.
What the hell was that shit an audition for west side story......they had to be Jets
The original choreography was better.
I just "fingerbashed" myself after thinking of Natalie Portman fingerbashing herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarrad Mckay
And that video should be filed under, "things that give Brandon Palmer the Yellowhammer Trots (explosive diarrhea w/ extras)"
I could only watch 30 seconds...Could somebody tackle that mother f%cker or just knock his ass out!
Gay...... It was like watching chi attack demonstrations.
Hahaa... I dont know how much the seminars cost, but they are overpriced.
i feel so bad for these martial art cults
especially the retards that follow
totally agree. The deadliest attackers known in history only attack by grabbing your arms in a gentle, dance-like manner. I think this technique and Art Marshall's Triangle Fly trap defense "When done correctly....no can defend."Quote:
Originally Posted by Ric
I liked reading the comments, they were totally into it!
Just finished the video. It's reckless that he's teaching this as actual, real time, self defense. His students may actually believe they have an increased chance of survival using his "swim dance defense" thing *sorry, don't know what else to call it.* Maybe multiple attackers may be repelled by the gayness of the movement? If that's the goal, maybe he's on to something...otherwise poor poor chumps paid money for his class/seminar.
LOL. I couldn't make it past the first minute. Looked like I was watching 3 guys dancing.
60% of the time it works, every time...
was that a gay ballet, he had a lot of students too
http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/up...anther__5_.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Nate Hollyfield
Johnathan, I like your style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan Wylie
this would be a good play in brodway.
wtf..I dont even know what to say about that
just wasted 9 precious minutes of my life... Someone should have suplexed that dude. Just wonder how he would have avoid flying lol
WHATEVER YOU GUYS ARE IGNORANT! THAT ACTUALLY WORKS, THE SEMINAR WAS ONLY $200! I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. . . ..AHAHAHAHHAA im just playing yeah this videos lame, makes me want to darce that instructor. :)
I was waiting for the big segue into the Riverdance...:/
You guys are just haters! This shit will fuck your rubber guard in the ass, twist up your twister side control, make a square out of your triangles, turn your chill dog into a fucking chill cat, and make you an Elton John fan as well! What do you think of that shit? We're on the 11th planet Bitches!
Godamn i love coloring books.
What if they punched you in the face? HAHAHA : )
That's when he catches your hand between his ass cheeks, cuts a front flip and you go flying across the room like in all the Steven Seagal movies! Can your master do that? I think not!Quote:
Originally Posted by stavcoby
lmao. All the comments were just removed on the you tube page.
The @$$-cheek fist catch throw hasn't been performed correctly in 3,000 years! Can he be...the one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh Smith
http://www.bigpicturebigsound.com/ar...widescreen.jpg
That's because the techniques are too pure for words Jon! I can't wait to spar with you again after I get my black belt under this guy. Unlike Jiu Jitsu, I can get one from him in a year guaranteed. Will your precious Eddie do that? Didn't think so!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Helton
oh yes! He has come forth!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiko
I think i'm a worse martial artist now that I watched that whole vid.
I don't understand why are they trying to molest him?