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LAS VEGAS—Mixed martial artist Phillipe Nover announced design plans Thursday for a new T-shirt that he claimed would be completely covered in hundreds of dumbshit fighting terms and stupid fucking tribal patterns. "This shirt will feature a rambling assortment of worthless violent images and words, like 'grapple' and 'slam,' all thrown together in the most unappealing colors possible," said Nover, adding that graphics would include spray-painted angel wings, laughing skulls wearing crowns, random splatter marks, and other images so idiotic they could only appeal to 8-year-old boys from Long Island or emotionally undeveloped middle-aged men. "It's going to look like two Ed Hardy shirts fucked and vomited on each other. I can guarantee it will be the stupidest, ugliest T-shirt ever made." When asked if the inside tag would also feature an unsightly design, Nover admitted he had not yet thought of that but would be sure to include "machine guns or naked lady silhouettes or something else that's stupid."
Nothing says "I'm a tough guy" like a shirt with 50 skulls on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeCunningham
not being a D* but you do know the Onion is fake right?
Of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh C.
My favorite shirt says "My other Tshirt has skulls on it" :)
not just skulls, glittery skulls. lol
Ok Ok Ok... it is time to admit and come clean. I do own 2 affliction t-shirts one green the other black for the last 3 years. I still do not really know what is on them since they are very confusing, but skulls, chains and random, slam, choke, tap, snap etc.. are all over them. To my defense, my girlfriend at the time bought them for me, after recognizing that I love combat sports. I do not wear them outside and only use them while rolling. They are good t-shirts that resisted tearing and stretching for a while now.
Ooh yes, glittery skulls with wings and possibly one with flames over the head of a large skull on the center of the chest. That's extra tough!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn Arnold
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It takes a big man to admit this. Respect Brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndyK5
I also roll in affliction shirts purchased from my ex at Buckle. They're not too bad, just illegible cursive script minus skulls, glitter, or wings. In their defense they dont know that tap-out or affliction t's are cheezy. Surprisingly,they really do hold up well and fit perfect. Now if they just didnt come with an auto-duesche stamp on your forehead because of shitty tinsel platted 80's tattoo designs.
The onions fake?
Yes, it's done for humor.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
hahah classic i love that, the Onion is fucking awesome.
Golly. Whats humor? like sarcasm?
hu·mor (hymr)Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology
a. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
b. Aqueous humor.
c. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
a. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
So the onion is done for bodily fluids. Got it. Thanks brah.
Anytime!Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers