Best insult/payout you have ever heard or said?
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Best insult/payout you have ever heard or said?
Grapes
This one is good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54AW7...eature=related
I was in a boxing class and this vato loco cholo was there for the class and was some what new. The Guy had a real problem with trying to be a tactical striker and wanted to wail his arms like he was swimming in water. I was interested in just staying in the pocket and working defense. Anyways, the boxing coach got tired of this Guy acting like an animal and told him to try his "tactics" on him. The Guy got smoked so bad he decided to do the ugliest double leg I've ever seen. The coach guillotined him and was laughing @ him. Then the Guy said "u are a beast, but that wouldn't happen on the streets" was the funniest altercation I've ever heard in a gym. The Guy never came back.
that was fucking amazing
brb gotta go bathe in lotion cuz my skin is so dry it flakes when i itch it
"royler asks for 50k JUST to showup for adcc 2011"
best insult EVER
Wallid Ismail is the best shit talker on the planet. I would hate to try and quote him, he picks and arranges his words with the precision of a surgeon.
i was watching the roast of donald trump
and larry king told snoop dogg
"snoop says hes only 71% black, now unless my math is wrong, that means your 29% not guilty"
racist but funny
albert einstien vs stephen hawking rap battle
albert einstein : "when i apply my battle theories, minds are relatively blown, so take a seat steve, oh i see you brought your own"
"Your old lady's got worms."
Lol at bothQuote:
Originally Posted by Brent Elton
i'm a fan of battle rap so i've heard some absolute monsters but outside of that there's 3 that stick to mind
1. bouncing at a nightclub my manager comes down from the office and notices 3 100kg+ polynesian girls dancing on the dance floor going crazy ... he approaches them and says " ladies ladies, you guys realize we are on the second floor right?"
2. same manager... i'm like " can you imagine some poor dude is rooting her?" he replies within in a split second "i'd rather slam my dick in a car door"
3. something that has caught on between my circle of friends.... i had a friend over from monterey bay, cali he enter's a friendly argument with my mate... the king of comebacks... my friend from monterey is the point where he must conceded defeat and says instead..." you should die of aids, cunt" hahaha
I hate when your ranting amongst the "Homies" and some douchebag in the tapout clothes who bullies everyone decides he wants to put his 2 cents into the conversation like "shut up you little bitch you dont know shit". My usual response to that is "Hey, who pulled the cock out your mouth and let you speak" Not the wittiest but upfront and to the point haha. It takes alot and I mean alot to get my angry but I just cant stand guys like that.
Let's see. Got laid off, took 5 months to get unemployment, found a job, and got called back to the old one. I went back, explained having a job already, and they guaranteed my return to work. Well, after a week of work I get laid off again! The manager says get your shit and get out. Anyway, I lose my mind momentarily and strip butt ass naked on the production floor and make the fat bastards chase me around balls swingin. The entire time I'm yelling shut your cock holsters while 3 more managers attempted to catch me :-)
If someone ever hits you, suggest they take their tampon out and try again.
Haha or as the border brothers at my work say it, "tampop"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter
Fuck with the bull you'll get the horns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Piper
Some this guys insults are just ridicilous... especially the part about the car tyre and onion and broom stick. Oh and let's not forget the john goodman line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82xE9wSDgs8
Second to last podcast for joe, they talk about judge mathais
Some short dude is talking shit ans says, "i bet you'de love to go down town and see all those transvestites"
Judge M replies, "you know what, i would, so i could watch you stand up and suck dick"
Damn That's fucked up but your reaction to it was fucking awesome haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
Best insult against a woman:" You know what, I'm not even going to call you a cunt. You don't have the depth or the warmth."
this was a cricketing sledge, can't remember who it was.
Overweight batsman walks out and the bowler says to him 'How come you're so fat?'
his reply
'Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit'
*edit*
Darby mate! how's it going? still rockin' the disco D shorts?
zooming in on the wonkie eye was awesome. nothing better then a brazilian talking trash in english.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Piper
while i was playing halo,
some guy: "where did you get that achievement"
me: "which one"
some guy: "the one for sucking dick"
Lmfao thanks! I forgot that I also drove my Saturn directly through their 20ft. hay bale scarecrow. They also had over 50 people in line at HR waiting for applications. I ran around the group shouting "Fuck Dynasty Spas" while naked as hell. That one got the popo involved lol. Apparently, I'm not welcome on the property anymore bahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by DarbyBarby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpePVQ68FM&feature=fvst
no chael yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY
I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
Ali is my favorite. Often i have quoted this to get ahead of my competition in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
"cotton headed ninnymuggins" - Buddy the elf
At my last job I was after hours talking with the boss and one of the other workers came up and tried to inject himself into the conversation by insulting me. I looked at the rude fucker and said, "Stop talking like your opinion matters" and without skipping a beat I went right back into what I was saying to my boss. Alas, the conversation was well over at that point because my boss couldn't stop laughing at the shocked expression on rude guy's face.