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It was god sending you a sign you shouldn't hook up with minors who can't drink.
That's the only time you hooked up with a minor who could drink.
P.s what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise...
Fucking 3(tall) long islands...cock blocked you!
that's when you purchase some smelling salts to restart that party....probably wouldn't work tho
Epic Stories by Kendell Madden Vol. 1
<3 you brother, and give Clark a Rexy treat for me. Sort of like a Scooby Snack, but with more THC.
Nice!!!! I would totally respect her abilities!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
i'd give it a wide birth sir until till test results come back sick clark t rex on her i mean shit he was in friends
video it didn't happen
Hahaha, damn...i need to start bringing my video crew out more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Valdez
THAT was an EPIC find btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton lawrence
Haha that's awesome.
Stop joking, that's a terrible lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
You should have at least let clark it it. I mean it was because of him you were gonna get a piece
You need to create separate thread and list all of your stories on it. :)
I've never meant +1 more than this +1 I'm giving now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Helton
Qualifying Evidence?:
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12 hours agoChelsea
Thank you for making sure my friend got me last night. I am sorry I got trashed. I really do not remember too much but anyway sorry for babysitting me
7 hours agoKendell Madden
im glad you are safe, no prob
3 hours agoChelsea
I really don't remember a whole lot of last night unfortunately, but I did enjoy hanging out with you. Hopefully I was not too much of an embarrassment
3 hours agoKendell Madden
you wernt. just very drunk
i didnt want you to wake up at my house not knowing what was going on
3 hours agoChelsea
i remember talking about staying with you at your place but woke up at my friend's house like what the heck?
I was like how did i end up here?
3 hours agoChelsea
oh and um...
question...
3 hours agoKendell Madden
?
3 hours agoChelsea
did we kiss at ajs at the bar?
3 hours agoKendell Madden
haha wow...you were more drunk that i thought
yes
3 hours agoChelsea
what?
3 hours agoKendell Madden
we did
3 hours agoChelsea
oh well i vaguely remember it
3 hours agoKendell Madden
oh ok
3 hours agoChelsea
i think i remember saying you had soft lips??
lol
...Damn RIGHT I have soft lips!
Only in comparison to ClarkQuote:
...Damn RIGHT I have soft lips!
HahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
Fucking Awesome. That shit is funny.
If they're ready and willing there's no need to pickle their insides with booze until they go to sleep.
I nominate Kendell for the 10P Tucker Max award.
until they do? hahaha! thats disturbing lolQuote:
Originally Posted by AJ Camacho
rape
haha, if she googles your name, your probably come up as on this site, and if she's nosy, she could discover this thread. That would be fucking EPIC in a hilarious manner.
NICE! thats a good point! and i still dont mind. hahahaha! id DEF record that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Valdez
Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.
Oh my young padawan, your skills are strong but your path is wrong lol. Always remember...position before insertion. Crackhead control will only end in projectile vomiting. Try taking the back for a better path ;-).Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
The least you could have done is made sure she didnt have a penis lol jk
and take away all the fun?! no way!Quote:
Originally Posted by NelsonLucca
Read the story, saw the picture, made my mind up:
Ditch that shit, move on :)