Just bought some weed that smells like dog shit

Hey dudes. I just want some input here. I was at the mall earlier and some black dude offered to sell me weed. I never bought weed or any drugs before but I thought what the hell. It was 40 bucks. He gives me the bag and it was quite hefty and dark brown. I thought weed was green but I guess that's only in the movies. He told me it's a little moist and it might sizzle. On my way home I opened the bag and it smelled like dogshit. I tried smoking it through my uncle's tobacco pipe and it literally tasted like shit. But it sizzled like he said it would. It tasted so bad I ended up puking for an hour straight. Is there something wrong with this weed?

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You just bought a bag of that "bobby brown." That's old ass weed. Don't even smoke it, just sell that shit to some other poor dude. You need to hit up some friends and try and find some "indoor/nugs/dro/chronic"

LOL you bought the Snicklefritz!

Sounds legit

You make a funny. LMAO

You were supposed to put it in a tea.

Hey guys, i just bought some dog shit that smelled like weed.

holly shit! this brought me to tears.

ya my sides hurt

It was squishy too!

Its called doberman man. I had to follow my dog around for like a week to get it back

lol ha ha rookie mistake

that's that james brown for real, not only should it be green it should be green lanturn

You want your weed to look like this bro. And FYI, wet weed weighs more so 1/4 oz can be accomplished with only 50% of the weed if its wet.

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MTS 10...done.

Sounds like you bought some dog shit that u thought was weed LOL.

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Originally Posted by Chris Herzog

LOL you bought the Snicklefritz!

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HAHA! Ah damn that was hilarity placed perfectly.
I imagined that dude's grin when he says "He can have the snicklefritz"

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Originally Posted by chowstar

next time just get that from ur toilet. u dont have to pay for that

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I dunno, I still prefer mall-purchased dukey. But if you need weed & you don't have a hook up simply find your nearest disc-golf club & find out when league night is. Those mofos will definitely be able to hook you up with some legitimate nugs!

Oh god, what have I done?