Subway....Belly Rub???

My brothers & I train Jiu-Jitsu, we travel through out Texas from Sherman to San Antonio & the only healthy choice for fast food is Subway; and it is true, everything is bigger in Texas including the bellies of Subway employees. If they're over 5'6 or so their bellies hang over the tiny counter & rub on our bread. I don't think I’m being petty when I say I find this disgusting. Is belly sweat a new side at Subway? It's really hard to tell someone to give me another sandwich because their giving mine the belly rub. Is this just a Texas problem or is this prominent in other states?

Should tell them to eat more subway

Nope not in Illinois or at least my area. I usually find good looking women working at these locations. I do feel sorry for you getting belly sweat oil on your samich w/o asking for it. My favorite sandwich I get "Oven roasted chicken breast on wheat with spinach, tomato, black olives, banana peppers, pickles, and light mustard."

lol sounds like a texas issue. But seriously dude, I would've asked for a different sandwich. I'm sure they'd understand. And if they didn't, speak to a manager or something. That's unacceptable.

Dear texas please secede.
Sincerely, the rest of the United States

Dear Brent, please leave the forum.
Sincerely, Everybody who posts here.

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Wylie

Dear Brent, please leave the forum.
Sincerely, Everybody who posts here.

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Oh god that was fucking hilarious

no trust me i dont eat any belly sweat sandwich but after you tell them about it they usualy get mad and im not letting them make another so im stuck searching for another subway and as far as texas seceding hells yea the united republic of texas sounds pretty damn sweet right now

So you're saying that you DON'T find this attractive when having your sandwich made?!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...0/80638313.jpg

Damn you to hell Kiko! I told you I didn't want my pre diet pics posted! Bwahahahaha.

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Originally Posted by dustin smith

no trust me i dont eat any belly sweat sandwich but after you tell them about it they usualy get mad and im not letting them make another so im stuck searching for another subway and as far as texas seceding hells yea the united republic of texas sounds pretty damn sweet right now

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I know everything is bigger in texas...is everything dumber too? How can you get offended that someone doesn't want your belly sweat on their sandwich? I don't get it.

On behalf of all the fat guys out there I would like to sincerely apologize for the tragic molestation of you meal and the mental trauma this has caused.

ps I would not complain and ask the same guy to make you another one, he might put some of the special duckbutter on you sub.

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Originally Posted by Mike Bunten

ps I would not complain and ask the same guy to make you another one, he might put some of the special duckbutter on you sub.

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I both gagged a little and lol'd a little at the same time when I realized what I think you're implying. Ty for that special combination Mike.

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Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"

I both gagged a little and lol'd a little at the same time when I realized what I think you're implying. Ty for that special combination Mike.

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That is some funny shit! You might need some anger management classes soon.