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07-31-2011, 07:48 PM
K Madden

Ruining People's Facebook Discussions

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07-31-2011, 08:29 PM
StephenG

Haha....keep it up. Especially when you see those
oh so wonderful quotes the ladies like to reassure
themselves with. Misogynist? maybe
07-31-2011, 09:57 PM
StephenG

See you're helping the ladies also....I think you're on the right road here Kendell
07-31-2011, 11:45 PM
Jay Chow

I love you Kendell, that Chocolate Explosion was fucking hilarious!!
07-31-2011, 11:54 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Chow

I love you Kendell, that Chocolate Explosion was fucking hilarious!!

you shoulda seen this convo i had earlier about jerking off your clone. oh wait
08-01-2011, 02:52 AM
Clinton lawrence

i enjoy the shit out of them personally
08-01-2011, 03:33 AM
ifreez

Haha!. Make sure to check your friend count regularly, dude. Burning lotsa bridges doggy style I see.. lol
08-01-2011, 04:38 AM
Tammo Haarhuis

the chocolate explosion was the best one! i hate this "i LuV mAaA bOyFrIeNd 4 EvAaAaA" shit
08-01-2011, 12:08 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by ifreez

Haha!. Make sure to check your friend count regularly, dude. Burning lotsa bridges doggy style I see.. lol

you saw from the beginning...i was trying to get people to de-friend me by saying this like this.
BUT! I keep getting more and more. I'll lose 2, gain 5. its fucking stupid haha
08-01-2011, 12:35 PM
Corky

Damn u have a way with words if i say so myself
08-01-2011, 12:38 PM
Jon Helton

The clone masturbation thread from yesterday was pretty hysterical.
08-01-2011, 01:29 PM
Brent Smith

I have to agree the clone masturbation thread was epic. Your status' crack me up
08-01-2011, 02:38 PM
Jay Chow

Haha, it was great, post it up on here?
08-01-2011, 02:52 PM
ifreez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden

you saw from the beginning...i was trying to get people to de-friend me by saying this like this.
BUT! I keep getting more and more. I'll lose 2, gain 5. its fucking stupid haha

I don't mean that. I mean making enemies, or just earning a bad rep. Never underestimate either. One day, you'll meet a hot chick, and when you say your name, she'll have a look on her face like she wants to throw up, and then proceed to get cold on you ass. And you'll be clueless as to why. Seen it happen a million, zillion time. Living in complicated, interconnected social environments, reputation is a huge deal maker... or deal breaker. Just sayin'..
08-01-2011, 02:57 PM
Jay Chow

Dude, bitches love this shit, quit your whinin'...and get 8 more posts (412)
08-01-2011, 03:19 PM
Jay Chow

Quote:

Originally Posted by kendell "has legs" madden

the joy of my "job" here...i meet hot girls every night. They are a dime a dozen. If they cant deal with my random sayings and rants...they def cant deal with me in real life. So its a win win in my book

Bam
08-01-2011, 03:22 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Chow

Haha, it was great, post it up on here?

its long...(thats what she said)

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Kendell Madden
‎"Did you know its impossible to lick your elbow?" -Woman
"Who the fuck cares, try licking my balls" -Unsaid Asshole
Yesterday at 2:25pm · Privacy: · Like ·
Torrie and 4 others like this.

Jay Chow I can lick my elbow easy
Yesterday at 2:25pm · Like · 1 person

Kendell Madden try the second part.
Yesterday at 2:26pm · Like

Jay Chow I don't want to
Yesterday at 2:28pm · Like

Kendell Madden fair enough.
Yesterday at 2:29pm · Like

Enrique Crespo If you could do the second part, would you ever leave the house?
Yesterday at 2:31pm · Like

Kendell Madden put it like this...i was working on my flexibility way before I knew about 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu
Yesterday at 2:32pm · Like · 1 person

Jay Chow Men shouldn't suck their own dick even if they could, you crazy motherfuckers
Yesterday at 2:33pm · Like

Kendell Madden oh jay...dont act like you havent tried.
Yesterday at 2:34pm · Like · 1 person

Jay Chow Do not want.
Yesterday at 2:34pm · Like

Kendell Madden next thing youll tell me that masturbation is gay..."Dude, you have a DICK in your hand!"
Yesterday at 2:36pm · Like · 1 person

Jay Chow It's only gay if it's not your dick.
Yesterday at 2:37pm · Like

Kendell Madden what if its your clone?
Yesterday at 2:38pm · Like · 1 person

Jay Chow Then it's still not your dick....
Yesterday at 2:38pm · Like

Kendell Madden it is though. its you. its exactly you.
Yesterday at 2:39pm · Like

Jay Chow Physically yes, but it's still a dick that ain't mine
Yesterday at 2:41pm · Like

Kendell Madden but it is!
Yesterday at 2:41pm · Like

Jay Chow Dude, you be gay. That's totally cool
Yesterday at 2:42pm · Like

Kendell Madden im just sayin- if its gay to jerk off your clone self...well...i guess i need to clone myself to figure things out. otherwise...its just matsturbation
Yesterday at 2:43pm · Like · 1 person

Enrique Crespo There's a Futurama episode where Zoidberg makes out with his parallel dimension alter-self and says "It's not gay, it's masturbation!" I gotta watch that again now.
Yesterday at 2:49pm · Like

Jon Helton Interesting read fellas. lol
Yesterday at 4:19pm · Unlike · 3 people

Cher M wow, this was incredibly enjoyable.
Yesterday at 4:26pm · Unlike · 1 person

Kendell Madden welcome to the world of my crazy-ass thoughts. its a lonely place i tell ya
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Cher M i completely condone this string of crazy ass thoughts then
21 hours ago · Like · 1 person

Kendell Madden obviously you havent been paying attention to my status updates for the past few weeks
20 hours ago · Like

Cher M Have they been about ball licking? Ball licking gets my attention, evidently.
18 hours ago · Like

Kendell Madden Well, most were pictures of my balls getting licked. But they keep getting removed for some odd reason.
08-01-2011, 03:40 PM
ifreez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden

the joy of my "job" here...i meet hot girls every night. they are a dime a dozen. if they cant deal with my random sayings and rants...they DEF cant deal with me in real life. so its a win win in my book

Haha! But it comes down to what type of girl. Like I said man, rep is huge. If she never heard of you before, you're lucky. But what if she did?

I know Dude's that brag openly about being a fuck up, losing jobs or crazy shit like beating down random people. That's all cool to one type of audience, but not cool to another. For example, if I tell a girl I love fucking prostitutes and she's cool, I have to wonder about her. You have to know that people are different. So, when you hear applause, it doesn't always mean your getting cheers from the cream of society, you might just be getting cheers from the dredges of society, thinking everything is cool.

But anyways, if you don't think reputation is huge in any social setting, then by all means, carry on. :)
08-01-2011, 03:55 PM
Jay Chow

That's the thing though, everyone knows Kendell is chill and that's why people add him, because he's funny. It's not as if he's openly bragging to raping women and hitting them as your examples implied, he's just talking about Chocolate Explosions being like shit. It's 9pm Comedy at least! His reputation has no harm done with this stuff, for sure. If a few have, they are the unchill ones he was trying to unfriend in the first place.
08-01-2011, 04:00 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by ifreez

Haha! But it comes down to what type of girl. Like I said man, rep is huge. If she never heard of you before, you're lucky. But what if she did?

I know Dude's that brag openly about being a fuck up, losing jobs or crazy shit like beating down random people. That's all cool to one type of audience, but not cool to another. For example, if I tell a girl I love fucking prostitutes and she's cool, I have to wonder about her. You have to know that people are different. So, when you hear applause, it doesn't always mean your getting cheers from the cream of society, you might just be getting cheers from the dredges of society, thinking everything is cool.

But anyways, if you don't think reputation is huge in any social setting, then by all means, carry on. :)

if you know me, you know its just to ruffle feathers. i enjoy making people laugh.
no harm or bad intentions behind it. really...its just for fun :)
like i said, if you know me in real life, you know its fun. if you dont know me...and you are offended by it...we prob arent friends anyway. so....why be friends on FB? which is why i try and get them to unfriend me in the first spot :D
08-01-2011, 04:15 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

Quote:

Originally Posted by ifreez

Haha! But it comes down to what type of girl. Like I said man, rep is huge. If she never heard of you before, you're lucky. But what if she did?

I know Dude's that brag openly about being a fuck up, losing jobs or crazy shit like beating down random people. That's all cool to one type of audience, but not cool to another. For example, if I tell a girl I love fucking prostitutes and she's cool, I have to wonder about her. You have to know that people are different. So, when you hear applause, it doesn't always mean your getting cheers from the cream of society, you might just be getting cheers from the dredges of society, thinking everything is cool.

But anyways, if you don't think reputation is huge in any social setting, then by all means, carry on. :)

http://gifb.in/59sV
08-01-2011, 04:16 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

http://gifb.in/59sV
08-01-2011, 04:17 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

well so much for that gif.
08-01-2011, 04:37 PM
K Madden

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/124...gonna-hate.gif
08-01-2011, 04:52 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

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Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/124...gonna-hate.gif

wtf LOL?? how did you know???
08-01-2011, 05:04 PM
K Madden

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Originally Posted by Isaiah Mendoza

wtf LOL?? how did you know???

i just opened it in another tab. if you right click on the "broken" image thing...you can see it.
it took me a bit to figure out how to do it myself. but, obviously, now i got it. just make sure you are copying the IMAGE url.
its different for each Browser...Chrome- just right click on the image, copy image url, paste in here as norm. pretty easy.
08-01-2011, 05:06 PM
K Madden

I mean, IM FUCKING PSYCHIC MOFO!
08-01-2011, 05:49 PM
K Madden

she should love this

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Tori M
Getting my hair brushed by my little man. what a painful experience ugh
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Kendell Madden getting your back hair combed is rarely a fun experience.
08-01-2011, 05:56 PM
ifreez

lol.. I think it's funny too, dude. Just sayin'... daz all..
08-01-2011, 09:06 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

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Originally Posted by kendell "has legs" madden

i mean, im fucking psychic mofo!

holy fuckshit
08-01-2011, 09:21 PM
Michael "Mikey" Bunten

Keep posting them when you can. I've enjoyed the read.
08-02-2011, 10:14 AM
Daniel Valdez

your a bored man. too much internet can lead to this thread.
08-02-2011, 11:56 AM
Cody Kietzman

This one is about the town im from

you know your from saginaw when you think that if you take a long way to your destination the chances of you getting pulled over a lower...
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6 people like this.

Tanisha Mckenzie TOO-FUNNY!!
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Cody Kietzman I dont have that problem (I'm white)
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Kevin Darabos ‎^ That just means u have a whole set of other problems.
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Cody Kietzman You're making this too easy...Those problems are called black ppl.
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08-02-2011, 12:29 PM
K Madden

I give her 5 mins to unfriend me...

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Nadya P
Going out on the boat fishing :)
2 minutes ago via Facebook Mobile · Like ·

Kendell Madden now youll have an excuse to smell fishy!
08-02-2011, 08:01 PM
bobby rivers

I dont think I could maintain an erection whilst my clone jerks me off. I wonder if they could alter another x chromosome and 86 the y. Cause im pretty sure id rail the shit out of the female clone bobby. Is that weird?
08-03-2011, 04:34 AM
bobby rivers

Thanks, its good to hear every now and then. Warning, I do wet the bed..
08-16-2011, 03:25 PM
K Madden

:) Any bets on if she keeps me on her friends list?

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Lisa T
Sore throat and headache...boooo:(
9 minutes ago via Facebook Mobile · Like ·

Ron S hope u feel better soon
8 minutes ago · Like

Kendell Madden He's that big, huh?
08-16-2011, 03:31 PM
K Madden

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Chris Herzog
I'll be teaching a 4 day camp in Decatur, AL at 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu Decatur November 14th-17th along with a Seminar on Nov 13th to kick it off! More details coming soon. The price will be unbeatable!!
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Kendell Madden the price may be unbeatable... but I love to be beat. Especially for a good price, and if she is cute- its a bonus.

:D
08-16-2011, 03:40 PM
K Madden

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Lauren H
Someone said to me "you're too pretty to be single" I said 'no, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.'"
18 hours ago · Like ·
Seth S, Ashley W, Richard B and 39 others like this.

Kendell Madden no youre not.

:/
08-16-2011, 03:43 PM
AshleyCrazSully

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

:)

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