When you incorporate moves and positions during sex.
When you talk about 10th Planet terminology with people and find it annoying that they don't know what you are talking about.
-What do you got?
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When you incorporate moves and positions during sex.
When you talk about 10th Planet terminology with people and find it annoying that they don't know what you are talking about.
-What do you got?
yeah imagine trying to explain 10th planet moves to someone whos only knowledge of jiujitsu is from what you have told them since the conversation begun. those are the only times i regret wearing my 10th planet hoody to college lol
When you view a lucid dream as an opportunity for training and you continually bait the in dream strangers into getting choked out.
When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!
Its said that Martial Artists will challenge you in your dreamsQuote:
Originally Posted by AJ Camacho
Lol
Sooo true!!! I am currently working the "mount" position with my wife ;) I apply Jiu Jitsu to all aspects of my life. It affects the strategy and allowed connection of all the different aspects of striking as well. Friendships, life in general, I could go on and on....
God I LOVE JIU JITSU!!! :)
That was epic!:DQuote:
When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!
Your 2-year old knows mission control and locks it in on your arm at the diaper changing station...
When you attempt an armbar on your newborn baby.
when having your head in another mans sweaty crotch doesn't bother you as much as it should
Lawl and yeah. The first words out of my woman's mouth when she saw some jiu jitsu videos were "That looks ugly, and gay." To the untrained/uneducated person, we're just a bunch of dude who like to grab each other and wrap our legs around each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton lawrence
http://500motivators.com/plog-conten...ye-contact.jpg
lmao!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tyler woolsey
When you save up for months to buy a grappling dummy... And then you actually buy it. lol
When you have to remind yourself "No Jiu-Jitsu while driving." Going over rolling and technique while driving instead of concentrating on the road almost got me into more then one accident.
When ppl who stand next to you for extended periods of time run a serious risk of getting Kimuraed.
When you're anxious about your jiu jitsu instructional DVD arriving in the mail.
When you'd rather watch your jiu jitsu instructional DVD than go out to the movies with your girl friend.
When you join forums about jiu jitsu and participate in them daily.
When you grow to love/hate Ryan Hall. lol
When you go to class injured, even if it's just to watch.
When you meet someone you don't like and in your head imagine rolling in for a knee bar on them. Maybe even throwing in a nasty heel hook just to get your point across.
When you wear your jiu jitsu school's apparel to non jiu jitsu events.
When you roll at home, even if you don't have mats.
When you roll on grass, even if you're allergic to grass. (this sounds like I mean drugs, but I don't. lol)
When you find yourself working on your flexibilty and squeeze without even thinking about doing it.
When your in public and people ask whats wrong with you and why are you twisting yourself into a preztle.
When everyone in your life (girl, kids, parents, etc) always tell you to stop doing that jiu jitsu shit on them anytime they get close enough to clinch.
Guilty as chargedQuote:
Originally Posted by Mario Lopez Alvarez
when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way
Guilty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden
LOL guilty. My fiancee is quite fond of the truck (slightly modified of course).Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden
LMAO ah man I had one of those moments where you laugh loud at work and people look at you crazy. Seriously lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler Woolsey
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Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter
LMAO these are great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh Passini
Awesome! hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
I always wanted to triangle a dog! lol
When you order a jiu jitsu book one year before it even comes out... and your willing to wait ANOTHER year if you have too!!! (Advanced Rubber Guard)
lol! I hope we get it soon! hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Anthony Herrera
When you scissor sweep the carpet in bed to get the cold side against you :)
You get mad at your significant other when they schedule an off cruise excursion during part of a training session on said cruise!!
You have the same shirt in several different colors and want the sweatshirt in the new dark grey all with the same graphic on it.
When during sex you keep taking wrist control
When a 8lb medicine ball, punching bag,pool noodles,pair of jeans,two rolls of duct tape and a renato Laranja hoodie ture into a grappling dummy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell Madden
Im guilty of that one too...and im never very successful on either my american bulldog or my pits...they've trained with me too long and already know my game:)
when you shrimp to the kitchen
When you spot tapout shirts as often as big breasted women.
When you wear ankle sleeves in public without an injured ankle.
When you say "oss" instead of goodbye before you hang up the phone.
When Eddie Bravo is on your list of "Top 10 You'd Like to Have Dinner With, Dead or Alive"!
When you assume all tan people are Brazilian.
When you choose your class schedule based on your gym's schedule.
..Oh and Tyler that was hilarious, I LOLed!
My 2 year old is a beast lol. He's had vids here on the forum before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter
when your wife can tell if you have a gable grip while hugging her and she gets mad.
When you don't mind reading through whole threads
that only talk about how much you love Jiu-Jitsu.
when you wake up with you pilllows in triangles and choke holds.
When 2 Hot Girls doing jiu jitsu > 2 hot girls not doing jiu jitsu
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...7/80959692.jpg
When you triangle choke one beach ball and gable grip another to float lazily in the ocean! WORKS GREAT!!!!
when thats not hot because of the poor choke defense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"
your having a bad dream and you say KISS MY ASS EVIL GUY and you flying triangle them until they tap.
also, you dont roll outta bed in the morning, you TECHNICAL HIP ESCAPE out of bed
When you teach it to your children and it's the most rewarding, enriching experience of your life.