Me getting my ASS handed to me by my instructor Brandon M to the C yo

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08-31-2011, 11:25 AM
Aab

Me getting my ASS handed to me by my instructor Brandon M to the C yo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWqxS...&feature=feedu

I don't fight the truck that hard cuz there is a ton of pressure on my knee here. But i just want to say that Brandon is def top 3 of my best opponents iv faced on monday night football. he's helping me grow. Within my own weight class and skill level i think im really good. gonna do some more tourneys and see what happens when two pounds of sugar enter a bag of grits. thats what it is yo. yo.
08-31-2011, 11:37 AM
Madison Wilkes

The music is perfect
08-31-2011, 11:41 AM
Aab

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Originally Posted by Madison Wilkes

The music is perfect

reminds me of that time where i was in this park and went up to slide down a slide. And on the slide was many different things written. I learned about all kinds of women, animals and food. I got phone numbers for crazy internet providers and free cable. Life is nothing like it used to be in the civil war days. We are dependent on electricity and running water to the degree of fog mountain.
08-31-2011, 11:43 AM
Madison Wilkes

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

reminds me of that time where i was in this park and went up to slide down a slide. And on the slide was many different things written. I learned about all kinds of women, animals and food. I got phone numbers for crazy internet providers and free cable. Life is nothing like it used to be in the civil war days. We are dependent on electricity and running water to the degree of fog mountain.

I felt like I was talking to you in person just then. . .you just blew my mind
08-31-2011, 11:47 AM
Aab

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madison Wilkes

I felt like I was talking to you in person just then. . .you just blew my mind

By the way one more thing i just experienced a deep meaningful message from the gods of the universe. You see in my right hand I have waffles with syrup. But in my left hand I have a buffet of waffles and syrup. To me BJJ is in my right hand waffles with syrup yeah son its good and i love it. BUT in my left hand I have tenth planet jiu jitsu a BUFFET of waffles and syrup. I never run out i can keep going back and feeding my hunger. Thats what tenth planet does for a mother fucker.
08-31-2011, 12:01 PM
David Rosado

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

By the way one more thing i just experienced a deep meaningful message from the gods of the universe. You see in my right hand I have waffles with syrup. But in my left hand I have a buffet of waffles and syrup. To me BJJ is in my right hand waffles with syrup yeah son its good and i love it. BUT in my left hand I have tenth planet jiu jitsu a BUFFET of waffles and syrup. I never run out i can keep going back and feeding my hunger. Thats what tenth planet does for a mother fucker.

10th planet. A buffet of waffles and syrup. Poignant.
08-31-2011, 01:04 PM
Enrique "Kiko"

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, a BUFFET of waffles and syrup. -The Singlet

That may just have winning Tshirt potential.
08-31-2011, 01:05 PM
Sean Marshall

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

By the way one more thing i just experienced a deep meaningful message from the gods of the universe. You see in my right hand I have waffles with syrup. But in my left hand I have a buffet of waffles and syrup. To me BJJ is in my right hand waffles with syrup yeah son its good and i love it. BUT in my left hand I have tenth planet jiu jitsu a BUFFET of waffles and syrup. I never run out i can keep going back and feeding my hunger. Thats what tenth planet does for a mother fucker.

there is something special about the way you write. Its like poetry that doesnt rhyme or something. I havnt figured what it is but i like it. I also just visioned you 2 rolling in a suit, tie, top hat and monicle because of the music
08-31-2011, 01:10 PM
Brandon Mccaghren

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Originally Posted by Sean Marshall

I also just visioned you 2 rolling in a suit, tie, top hat and monicle

We do this on Sunday evenings, after church mostly. But NEVER with a monocle. That'd be ridiculous.
08-31-2011, 01:25 PM
NelsonLucca

Good work guys : )
08-31-2011, 02:19 PM
Luke Strickland

Nice. Good to watch. If this was in black and white and had dick dastardly running through the background, the music would be more appropriate.
08-31-2011, 02:20 PM
Chris Ludington

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Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

We do this on Sunday evenings, after church mostly. But NEVER with a monocle. That'd be ridiculous.

I now understand why I wasn't invited. Well you can bet your ass you won't be invited to our baby eating contest we have on Saturdays...
08-31-2011, 02:50 PM
Brandon Mccaghren

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Originally Posted by Chris Ludington

I now understand why I wasn't invited. Well you can bet your ass you won't be invited to our baby eating contest we have on Saturdays...

that's not fair. you don't believe in god, but i definitely believe in babies. and you can come to our post church grappling sessions if you want. you just gotta LOOK like you've been to church. you don't have to actually go.

but let me stress: NO MONOCLES.
08-31-2011, 03:03 PM
Aab

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Ludington

I now understand why I wasn't invited. Well you can bet your ass you won't be invited to our baby eating contest we have on Saturdays...

i opened up the hand of GOD on the china dragon here in moulton yesterday for lunch. there is delicious food around here that i will gladly participate in with any of you guys. even if it is just 5 meats for 19.99 i am down with that man.
08-31-2011, 08:17 PM
Chris Ludington

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Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

that's not fair. you don't believe in god, but i definitely believe in babies. and you can come to our post church grappling sessions if you want. you just gotta LOOK like you've been to church. you don't have to actually go.

but let me stress: NO MONOCLES.

But I have no "church clothes" - and without my monocle, how would I see that "truck" coming from a mile away?
08-31-2011, 09:56 PM
Brandon Mccaghren

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Originally Posted by Chris Ludington

But I have no "church clothes" - and without my monocle, how would I see that "truck" coming from a mile away?

we all wear a gi at my church. which is super convenient, because most of the people i wanna choke are at church.
08-31-2011, 10:29 PM
Aab

i still don't know what the heck you guys are talking about.
08-31-2011, 10:31 PM
Madison Wilkes

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

i still don't know what the heck you guys are talking about.

YOU of ALLLL people don't know what someone is talking about. . .I NEVER know what the fuck you're talking about. . .EVER
08-31-2011, 10:35 PM
Madison Wilkes

On a serious not Don I hate rainbows. You'll just be sitting there minding your own buisness and they'll come marching in and crawl up the side of your leg and biting the inside of your ass and you'll be all like HEY! get out of my ass you stupid rainbows.
08-31-2011, 10:35 PM
Enrique "Kiko"

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Originally Posted by Madison Wilkes

I NEVER know what the fuck you're talking about. . .EVER

Just sit in the double lotus position while meditating under a tree and the Tao of the Singlet WILL reveal itself to you grasshopper.
08-31-2011, 10:37 PM
Madison Wilkes

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Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"

Just sit in the double lotus position while meditating under a tree and the Tao of the Singlet WILL reveal itself to you grasshopper.

I'm gonna do that from now on after talking to him
08-31-2011, 10:39 PM
Taylor Culbertson

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Originally Posted by Enrique "Kiko"

Just sit in the double lotus position while meditating under a tree and the Tao of the Singlet WILL reveal itself to you grasshopper.

"The Toa of the Singlet" Sounds like a snuff porn.
08-31-2011, 10:39 PM
Madison Wilkes

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

"The Toa of the Singlet" Sounds like a snuff porn.

I googled it just now and it is.
08-31-2011, 10:40 PM
Enrique "Kiko"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madison Wilkes

On a serious not Don I hate rainbows. You'll just be sitting there minding your own buisness and they'll come marching in and crawl up the side of your leg and biting the inside of your ass and you'll be all like HEY! get out of my ass you stupid rainbows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P92dXIFeskM
08-31-2011, 10:43 PM
Madison Wilkes

I miss that show dude it made my life it really did
08-31-2011, 10:43 PM
Taylor Culbertson

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Originally Posted by Madison Wilkes

I googled it just now and it is.

is she Asian? I can only watch snuff porn if she is Asian. Otherwise I feel sorry for her.
08-31-2011, 10:44 PM
Madison Wilkes

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

is she Asian? I can only watch snuff porn if she is Asian. Otherwise I feel sorry for her.

It is go watch it now it blew my mind
09-01-2011, 06:30 AM
Chris Ludington

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Originally Posted by brandon mccaghren

we all wear a gi at my church. Which is super convenient, because most of the people i wanna choke are at church.

lmao!

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