Bobby Rivers... is now a fucking purple belt!?!?!?!
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Bobby Rivers... is now a fucking purple belt!?!?!?!
why do you think that taylor?
Thank you sir. That is even gonna get a smiley face from me.:)
Its clearly my instructors who are the tards. They gave it to me. I just got the LD.
Bobby you are an amazing chef of awesomeness. Taylor has a grip upon what is known as ghosts of alien pasts. Bobby is a tenth planet warrior for life. So you better get here in november or whenever herzog is here. you can rape me rolling and we can discuss eddie and quarter guard. a foot to lockdown thats all eddie did sat. finished a lot from lockdown. good shit.
All I heard was I get to rape you, so im gonna have a Rocky style montage training for that till then. insert mental image..
congrats bruh
Congrats on the Purple, Bobby....
Congrats Bobby!
I'm glad you got that Purple, man. Now when you come here and beat me up I won't be self conscious about it!
You deserve it, man! Very proud of you :)
I can't wait to go back to Decatur and roll with Mr. Bobby Rivers. I fully plan on teachin him how to cry like a biaaatch! Seriously Bobby, I'm gonna show you. You choke me and I'll eventually cry enough that you learn lmfao.
Oh...And choke you he will Tony. Check out this "truly retarded" fresh purple belt, im comin to tap that ass.
http://s1179.photobucket.com/albums/...DNewPurple.jpg
Holy shit, how come people never look like I think they would. Sometimes I'm fairly positive I'm retarded. I always welcome a good choke :-).
Finally meeting people after months of online interaction is always surprising. And man, I wouldn't even say that if Bobby wasn't ridiculously amazing at jiu jitsu. Herzog in November :) Can't wait.
Congrats dude... well deserved. It's always nice to see the old forum guys get promoted.
What does this even mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Don "Singlet" Blankenship
What? Exactly like James Franco with a severely broken nose? And I suck at chokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
Everyone from Alabama looks the same, I wasn't socked at all.
what does it feel like to be "socked" iv heard interesting stories.............Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
yes I know taylor. I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
Kick any ceilings lately Taylor?
I am not scared of Bobby. He might have a purple belt but he is still an inbred redneck cousin fucker. All I would have to do is play some Lynyrd Skynyrd and he would break into song and dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caliphate Ishtar Allah
I don't think they let you fuck her unless you're part of the family.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caliphate Ishtar Allah
Is that how bobby got the purple belt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Philips
I fear being bumb rushed by Taylor while in The Skynard trance that we Bamian's are powerless against way more than this karma nonsense. And Ill bet there are only very few of us willing to attempt the epic ceiling kick. It should be a right of passage.
I like the ceiling kick right of passage idea. Although I think it should be a two step process. First, one must kiss a man on the lips. Second, one must kick the ceiling. In that order.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
"Here is your right of passage to being a retarded homosexual sir, good day"
Kissing another man on the lips does not make one a homosexual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Philips
but the boner does! BOOSH!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
There is the answer! The right of passage should be cock docking. If you get a boner you don't pass because you are a fag, and everyone knows you can't cock dock with a boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by WilliamGunter