MMA Getting You Chicks

Hey guys, thought it'd be fun to share stories about when being a skilled mixed martial artist has gotten you laid. Personally, I like to throw it into the conversation fairly early when hitting on a girl. It's important to do it in a non-asshole way though, usually I offer to teach her some basic self defense techniques which demonstrates my sensitivity to women (which isn't totally bullshit, I actually do believe all women should know some form of basic self defense). To be perfectly honest though, I've had the plugging my MMA training to a chick backfire more times than it has worked. Lots of girls peg me as a violent jerk just because I'm into MMA. Arggg @ ignorant chicks!! :mad::p;) Anyway, has it worked for you guys? Do you think it goes against the true mixed martial arts philosophy to use your training to get chicks? I'd love to hear the collective opinions on these topics.

Discuss. :)

Girls: No disrespect meant by this thread at all, I love girls, you are just tricky little devils sometimes who never tell you what you are really thinking and never tell you what you really want, so we have to come up with different ways to attract you. We still love you.

Never worked for me. Ever.

I know a guy that sells corn dogs on the side of the road and he gets ALL kinds of girls. Its ridiculous really I mean shit. Dude gets pretty girls too. All he fucking does is sell corn dogs. No one understands it, we think he is a Warlock.

I work with a bunch of fancy pants helicopter pilots. Sucks when we go somewhere and girls ask us what we do and I start out with "I'm a flight medic" then my buddy is like..."I'm his pilot." Yeah, they lose interest in me real quick.

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Originally Posted by Clayton

I work with a bunch of fancy pants helicopter pilots. Sucks when we go somewhere and girls ask us what we do and I start out with "I'm a flight medic" then my buddy is like..."I'm his pilot." Yeah, they lose interest in me real quick.

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That's when I think plugging MMA training helps because you stand out from the crowd. It's definitely a positive attribute and should be viewed as one by any girl worth her while, otherwise fuck it, she aint worth it if she's that closed-minded.

I personally have never used anything like MMA or ex-millitary to pick up a girl ever, I just do me, and never really mention anything like that unless asked, but hey, thats just me.

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Originally Posted by Nate Hollyfield

I personally have never used anything like MMA or ex-millitary to pick up a girl ever, I just do me, and never really mention anything like that unless asked, but hey, thats just me.

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Playya playya ;)

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Originally Posted by Don Blankenship

I know a guy that sells corn dogs on the side of the road and he gets ALL kinds of girls. Its ridiculous really I mean shit. Dude gets pretty girls too. All he fucking does is sell corn dogs. No one understands it, we think he is a Warlock.

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Does he know rufies are illegal? ;)

I think simply training at the mma gym gets you chicks if your skilled. Alot of chicks are MMA fanatics these days and want a winner so beat everybody up and you will be attractive lol.

Chicks like a guy that isn't TOO interested in them and could do without them. They like to think they can change you. If you're the kind of guy who skips Jiu Jitsu class for a girl she will ditch you. They think it's a challenge when something is more important to you than them.

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Originally Posted by D.Stachovak

If you're the kind of guy who skips Jiu Jitsu class for a girl she will ditch you.

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Skipping jits class for a girl??? THAT is blasphemy! :)

My cauliflower ear does tend to be an ice breaker. I just gotta make sure to sit with my left side to a girl. As far as the whole military thing. It's hard to blend in when you are white guys (gringos) in Central America. Stateside, I always say I'm a construction worker. However, women down here see us as fancy rich Americans so even the blindest fattest smelliest squirrel can get a nut.

This is how Flight Medics get chicks. "Hey, wanna ride the hoist?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuuHX44tOgE

I'm an asst instructor @ my gym so when someone comes in to try a free class it's usually my responsibility to work with them. Once a chick came in (she was a solid 7 but interest in MMA bumps you up about 2 points in my book so let's call 'er a 9:D)
we were working guard technique and she was bottom, without thinking after a rep I grabbed her by her ankles and pulled her towards me so I was back in her guard(just as I might do with a guy) and I immediately saw it on her face. After class she pulled me aside and informed me that it had "Done something for her" and asked me to hang out and maybe do some personals...Darn my stupid girlfriend:mad:.
Lol

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Originally Posted by D.Stachovak

If you're the kind of guy who skips Jiu Jitsu class for a girl she will ditch you. They think it's a challenge when something is more important to you than them.

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Shit, I don't think this is the case with me! I don't see her enough, it's Jiu Jitsu's fault, according to her!

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Originally Posted by Roofliss

After class she pulled me aside and informed me that it had "Done something for her" and asked me to hang out and maybe do some personals...Darn my stupid girlfriend:mad:.
Lol

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Haha awesome! Girlfriends are overrated my friend, until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me :)

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Originally Posted by Matt Glach

...until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me :)

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Do you think she'll go down on one knee when she proposes? Will you shed a tear when you say yes? >=)

Long as she goes down...
Bada-Bing! lol

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Originally Posted by Matt Glach

Haha awesome! Girlfriends are overrated my friend, until there is a ring you should explore your options... a hot girl who loves jiu jitsu class who gets turned on by the guard game... sounds like a dream girl to me :)

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SWITCH PARTNERS! ... and then you get sad.

Indeed my friend.

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Originally Posted by Roofliss

Long as she goes down...
Bada-Bing! lol

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Bazinga.

MMA has gotten me not chicks, rather it has gotten me many dicks. In my face. During class.

The large majority of people who hear BJJ (after the initial BLOW JOB JOB LOLOLOLOL) think tae kwon do. Only the very few who know what MMA is will care or understand. Statistically, then, don't bring it up.

Realistically, I've noticed >50% of men who go to jiu jitsu have nerdy interests outside of jiu jitsu. Likewise, I'd go so far as to bet that nerdy girls are the prime candidates for BJJ.

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Originally Posted by Matt Glach

Hey guys, thought it'd be fun to share stories about when being a skilled mixed martial artist has gotten you laid. Personally, I like to throw it into the conversation fairly early when hitting on a girl. It's important to do it in a non-asshole way though, usually I offer to teach her some basic self defense techniques which demonstrates my sensitivity to women (which isn't totally bullshit, I actually do believe all women should know some form of basic self defense). To be perfectly honest though, I've had the plugging my MMA training to a chick backfire more times than it has worked. Lots of girls peg me as a violent jerk just because I'm into MMA. Arggg @ ignorant chicks!! :mad::p;) Anyway, has it worked for you guys? Do you think it goes against the true mixed martial arts philosophy to use your training to get chicks? I'd love to hear the collective opinions on these topics.

Discuss. :)

Girls: No disrespect meant by this thread at all, I love girls, you are just tricky little devils sometimes who never tell you what you are really thinking and never tell you what you really want, so we have to come up with different ways to attract you. We still love you.

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What's it gonna be, Matt? Tits or Destiny?

Never done a thing for me............. trust me , I'm at the age, I've tried.

Master Eddie and I talked about this once. He asked if I had a girlfriend. I didn't at the time, but he said I would be looking soon.lol.

He told me to stick to music and not jiu jitsu trying to pick up girls. I was doing drums only at the time, he also said move out from behind the drums and learn the guitar or sing, because those guys get all the chicks.lol Picked up a guitar less than a week later.lol.

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Originally Posted by Jay JC Chow

Shit, I don't think this is the case with me! I don't see her enough, it's Jiu Jitsu's fault, according to her!

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Thats why you gotta move in with them then they stop complaining then you can train all you want cause instead of going to just your place your going home after class to your and her place together makes it easier i promise and remember if you do make sur eyour name is on the lease lol...just incase

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Originally Posted by Jon Watkins

What's it gonna be, Matt? Tits or Destiny?

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Hahahaha tits all the way bro, i'll happily die a worthless loser if i get to live in a sea of boobies while im still breathing :-D

Oh, I thought this thread was going to be about using the RNC as a roofie. My mistake.

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Originally Posted by Clayton

I work with a bunch of fancy pants helicopter pilots. Sucks when we go somewhere and girls ask us what we do and I start out with "I'm a flight medic" then my buddy is like..."I'm his pilot." Yeah, they lose interest in me real quick.

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I drink with helicopter pilots too. Your letting the truth get in the way. When we go to a bar with a mate whos a pilot, every guy there, tells every girl there they are a pilot. Girls dont know shit about helicopters. Its as good a lie as any to start a conversation and you get the extra entertainment of watching your pilot mate go "but I actually am a pilot" and the girl go "yeah, thats what those other three guys said".

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Originally Posted by Tim Elliott

you get the extra entertainment of watching your pilot mate go "but I actually am a pilot" and the girl go "yeah, thats what those other three guys said".

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haha, thats clever. Props.

My girl saw my jiu jitsu pics on the facebook and she took interest in me, not really mma but I guess I can credit jits to getting a girl.

Amen ! ! ! !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-omHfiLbI