Off the top of my head, "This black guy" "That black guy" :)
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Off the top of my head, "This black guy" "That black guy" :)
Oh Man, Eddie. There are so many. Here's just one of the many.
"If you gonna say the Universe...God.. Everything...If you gonna say everyfing...the stars, the rainbows, everyfing gonna come...they got clouds and the sun." - Renato during a conversation between he and Matt Horwich (MTS-9).
Renato's the man!
"Thaaat's Jiu Jitsu"
You make a bomb line to a hottie -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
You have the ability to call a train wreck before it happens -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
You haggle a ridiculous price for something -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
You and the girlfriend just finish...... and you leave her speechless -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
"Then one day I see a man he look very like he look like a white man".
"I train Jiu Jitsu from the age of 11 before that I do squash I playin squash
Then everybody say that game for girl then they say to be a real tuff guy your going to have to do Capoeira"
Its hard to choose the best quotes when everything he says is gold.
That's Jiu Jitsu! I say it all the time it's great.
"Why these guys, they try to 'urt me...AAAEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYA!" - Renato quoting Jean Claude Van Damme in Kickboxer when explaining the Coracao pass
i eat acaci everyday
The look on renato's face when he's watching compella bustin out his new rhyme to ya. Not exactly a quote but that look says it all
That guy Alfonso is what we call in Brazil, 10 to 7, he's not really black he's light like almost dark
I am looking at Eddie's videos for a looooong time, and I am wondering if Renato "Laranja" is not a new joke from him, like he did with his students and friends some times. He's hilarious!!!! Haha!
"He's not from favelllla!" marvellous!
If he's an actor, it's HUGE!
"Brazil Jiu Jits" -simple, hilarious
I love when Eddie said i dont mean to be rude but can you let me fucking teach.
"My name Renache, I come from the Favela. If you gonna come to me, then you gonna wish you were with tha devil."
"More like Mitchey Blood Green"
"Thats like a honky tonk man."
so are you gonna wear your gi when you get a chicken parm sub.
Renato" Am i gonna wear gi when i get that, thats real funny..."
Fo' sho'! That's my shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aikijiujitsu
"I don't know what kinda' Capoeira you seen my friend..." Aaahahahaha
"Match you can't see... when the, when the guy, when that guy, grab dat butterfly... When the guy grab that Hubber Guardch... He gon everytime, that guy gonna go like thatch... He gonna go Buyaaa..." - Renato
"if you dont want him to move wouldnt you just grab him?"
"I gonna wear a gi when I feel like I need to wear gi. If I gonna compete in tournament, I gonna wear a gi."
"Im gonna tell you something about Edgie Bravo. He train maby a few years then he do king of the cage. He gonna he gonna anounce king of the cage then he gonna do maby three fights pride then he gonna do announcer for pride. He gonna watch a the fight a a Wanderlei silva a fight a whats the guys name the white guy a he fight the guy guy mezger. He gonna commentate on that he gonna say wow that really good fight this a good fight he dont know what hes saying to techniques. whooa wait let me finish if you dont mind."
Man, so many classic lines I don't even mind one bit that he might have something deep down against me. Wait til you see his encounter with Joe Rogan on the next episode of MTS :)
(anxiously waiting)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo
Dat guy from Ricky Shroder, Dat Guy from Silver Spoon !!!!!
I know how to Hap !!!!
"In my country, we call that a ten to seven"..
Dat guy from Ricky Shroder :)
"It's like a Honky Tonk Man."
I bet I use this phrase every single day, much to the confusion of those around me, as I never offer an explanation for why I said it or what it means.
The next couple episodes are fucking crazy. Renato and Joe Rogan, Renato rolling with George Sotiropoulos. You guys are gonna shit. This dude is SERIOUS!
I use the Honky Tchonk Man quote daily as well. I also make the Renato face and grab my collar everytime I say Gi.
I don't think a class goes by without me telling people to just "Flow wit da go."
"That's my guy" :)
stop talkin about it and just release it :D
not funny making fun of Brazilian accents...
j/k i grew up with parents from the Azores so everyday they would produce hilarious soundbites. saying english words with an accent like "feeneesh" (finish) or adding vowels to the ends of english words like "pois-na" (poison) does not make them portuguese words.
"Every word I speak, is spoken" :)
Renato: That's hap. That's the real hap.
Compella: Real rap without the rhyming?
"Edge tell u u half to wear thatch?"
"We can have a juice and sitch."
Either "You gonna find a black guy..." or "You gonna have a black guy" or "Dats da gi".
"Dats da gi" is hilarious when he's talking about something that isn't even really gi related, but he comes to the conclusion that it works because of the gi.
"joe your going to have to call me and when you call me back i'll be ready ............i'll be ready i'm going to be the champ "
"he one shixty-two wiv da gi, one sevenchy three. thas more weiche, mahh weiche! gonna puche deh choke like dat. gonna be heavy."
i also love the off the shoulders belly shirt hes wearing!
its like a tube top with short sleeves
i also have to add that in MTS 9 renato gets stumped by matt at 13:47 and he says “porra” which pretty much means “damn it!”
his reaction after saying it is priceless also!
The way he say joe rogans name "joe hochen" lool