http://gawker.com/5894041/invisible-...ting-in-public
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That link is GOLD. I laughed for about 15 minutes.
Wow!
Epic!
...but I want the full gif as my avatar.
Holy shit :)
Haha that shit cray
haha I'm laughing my ass off at all you kony bandwagon suckers! Show your support take to the streets and masturbate hahaahhaha.
I'll bet you anything he turns out to be a gay pediphile.
Here's a link to the video: http://gawker.com/5894093/here-is-th...meltdown-video
I can't tell if he has a big dick or if that's his arm, but I'm dying to know!
UPDATE: In an effort to clear up the controversy re: the penis size of the notorious KONY masturbator I've included the video evidence. Hung like a horse, or teeny-weeny-peeny? You decide:
Here we see Jason slapping the concrete in an effort to call attention to his dong from passing motorists:
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/703...ht-on-tape.gif
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/703...ht-on-tape.gif
And here, having captured the attention of the San Diego commuters, he belligerently thrusts his penis in their general direction:
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/703...or-part-ii.gif
http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/703...or-part-ii.gif
What? No dick? Seriously, do they have an uncensored version. Network television is such a sham.
But that dude is having a crisis, that's for sure. If I had to guess, I'd say he's trying to reconcile his latent homosexuality with his Christianity and the fact that he's married and has a kid. Fame must be making him realize how much cock he could be getting.
Big difference between masterbating in public, and going fucking crazy. Man he coulda done that a week ago and no one woulda know who he was. Shitty time to go viral.
Yeah, but if you're naked in public, if you so much as accidentally touch your penis it will be considered masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by marklange
As Bruce Hornsby said, "That's just the way it is..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ
He take too much acid?