mono control, crack head, retard control, gangsta lean??

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12-22-2012, 07:05 AM
Cora Sek

mono control, crack head, retard control, gangsta lean??

mono control?? gangsta lean?? retard control?? crack head control?? truck?? man you guys always crack me up....who comes up with these names?? my wife thought that it was me making up these names since i'm so crazy and wacky...but I told her to come in here and read and she see that I didn't make it up. She then say I found a bunch of people who are just as crazy and wacky as me...lol one time during the tournament, I screamed out to Cora.... RETARD CONTROL...RETARD CONTROL!!!!!! CRACK HEAD CONTROL!!!! That almost got me into a fight as the kids people think I was calling their son a retard or crack head...LOL This ever happen to anyone here??
12-22-2012, 07:09 AM
Cora Sek

And at another tournament while being side controled and the kid was going for her arm, I screamed out "DRAGON WHIPS ITS TAIL"... and here comes Cora's leg swoop in and catch his head, tossing him toward her feet something fierce.... everyone jaws dropped. I turned to her coach and told him, "that my friend...is dragon whips its tail"...lol
12-22-2012, 08:30 AM
Rachael Kaulig

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Originally Posted by Cora Sek

mono control?? gangsta lean?? retard control?? crack head control?? truck?? man you guys always crack me up....who comes up with these names?? my wife thought that it was me making up these names since i'm so crazy and wacky...but I told her to come in here and read and she see that I didn't make it up. She then say I found a bunch of people who are just as crazy and wacky as me...lol one time during the tournament, I screamed out to Cora.... RETARD CONTROL...RETARD CONTROL!!!!!! CRACK HEAD CONTROL!!!! That almost got me into a fight as the kids people think I was calling their son a retard or crack head...LOL This ever happen to anyone here??

Our head coach has "renamed" some of the moves for the kids class.
Retard Control = Repo Control
Crack head = California Control

A lot of our kids know the true name, but it keeps us out of sticky situations at tournies!!
12-22-2012, 08:36 AM
Cora Sek

lol so you know where i'm coming from?? lol that is a great idea...I will also come up with new names as well to cover my bootay....lol
12-22-2012, 04:01 PM
David Rosado

Yeah, I don't think the names are trademarked or anything. It's more of a matter of memory and coaching. So feel free to tweak the names for your kids' sake.
12-22-2012, 05:10 PM
Chris Garry

Yh bein British we had to rename douchebag for our class as its not really a term we use.
The new name is way more universal; Cuntbag.
12-22-2012, 06:36 PM
Rachael Kaulig

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Originally Posted by Chris Garry

Yh bein British we had to rename douchebag for our class as its not really a term we use.
The new name is way more universal; Cuntbag.

That's funny shit.
12-22-2012, 09:05 PM
Cora Sek

lol yall crack me up.... lol
12-23-2012, 07:56 AM
Brent Smith

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Originally Posted by Rachael Kaulig

Our head coach has "renamed" some of the moves for the kids class.
Retard Control = Repo Control
Crack head = California Control

A lot of our kids know the true name, but it keeps us out of sticky situations at tournies!!

That is a good call. When I build up a school I'd rather not piss the parents off since kids programs are the money makers.