This dude sucks. I don't understand the hype.
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This dude sucks. I don't understand the hype.
What are your thoughts on Joey Karate?
psshhh just another silly 10th planet guy trying to get you to hurt your knees
Puttin in work son
I heard rubber guard doesn't work. And what's with lockdown? It clearly limits your half guard game
I hear he know Steven Seagal.
Not gonna lie I want to have his babies
Fuck that guy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren
I'm listening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent Smith
I cant believe you guys think zog is real. Hes obviously some character eddie made up.
It all makes perfect sense now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris "Beowulf" Burchell
I hear Michael Jordan wanted to be like Coach Zog.
Gonna try and cover it all in one swoop here.
Brent, it's a trap. He'll pull out and money shot yo ass. Then while you're trying to salvage his seed from your cornea you realize that you don't even have ovaries then you just feel dirty.
Chris, Eddie's not even that fucked up to conjure such a creature. I'm pretty sure his mother was a Russian circus bear that was immaculately conceived.
Kyle, Jordan ain't got the lung capacity to hang with Zog and instead of leaping from the earth he smashes you in the head with it.
And he tolerates me and Scotty. This means he should not be trusted.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Seems legit.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
There is no rebuttal to this..Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
I heard he has a foot fetish
when I was a baby and sleeping on the street, Zog wrapped me in his warm sweaty rash guard. I've had ringworm ever since
I know first hand he has a foot fetish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liquidrob
Ha ha ha!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by derrick ikwueme
There's no easy way to say this. That's not ringworm.Quote:
Originally Posted by derrick ikwueme
Yea I don't know wtf is going on. I see 3 articles of his on the front page of lockflow. Something doesn't seem quite right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HReySt8AMmIQuote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
I expected this somewhere down the line. Nice to know I wasnt disappointed :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
i heard he had a hook on his foot! ~ spazQuote:
Originally Posted by Liquidrob
The Zog guy was obviously just a ugly Pokemon that wasn't cool enough to make the final cut into the game. Obviously it would have scared more children than necessary.
Ssssssh Kyle, grown ups are talking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Hilfiker
It's the tattoos.
They'll deny it, but it's clear that the ink supremacists really run all the combat sports behind the scenes.