Two legendary shorts stories about the Legend...of ZOG
Coach Zog is a legendary cheater according to IBJJF, he isn't allowed within a 100 meters of a certified IBJJF competition. I hear he has a mantle for both all the ACL's and MCL's he reaped from people.
Coach Zog has lost every single one of his IBJJF tournament matches due to DQ (REAPING THE KNEE), he is the only man known to have not been beaten by the legendary 27x (!!!) Rento Laranja in the Mundials due to advantage, since his immediate instinct is reap the knee.
Coach Zog was once in the desert and saw a shrubbery that happened to piss him off, deciding to pull the bush out with all his might he ripped it from the ground. The hole he left is now known as the Grand Canyon. This is also the only record of Coach Zog ever using his full strength. Some speculate that he once pissed on a mountain and carved Mount Rushmore.
