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I'm pretty sure Joe doesn't read the forum.
it doesen't keep us from pretending he doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
derka derka derka...mohammad jihad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKFioMyieQ
2:45 second mark for the ADD.
Now having seen a tiger almost jump ON TOP OF AN ELEPHANT to eat a dude (Indian dues must be delicious. It seems like that's about all tigers like to eat anymore...) can you imagine what goes through your head when you see a tiger LEAPING AT YOUR HEAD?!?! Just like Joe says, does your brain even let you see that?! Just a giant orange monster moving that fast and leaping at you. Yup, I'm gonna go with Joe again; your brain just starts producing every psychedelic chemical it knows how to make and that tiger leaps and just bursts into a kaleidoscope.Quote:
Originally Posted by JonScottND
How do you come down from SURVIVING a tiger attack like that? "Yeah me and my homies were walking our elephants through the neighbor's grassy field. Then this giant fucking BEAST moving at easily 30mph jumps over my elephant and tries to bite me in the face. No shit. Got the whole thing on tape. Sonofabitch jumped right over my elephant! I remember hearing somebody fire a gun or something, but at that point I started seeing lights, trails, and got really mellow. I was high for like eight hours and when I came down I had 38 stitches and a serious craving for Frosted Flakes..."
Ah. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog