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"Hello there. I know it feels like walking next to a gorilla when you walk next to me. I know it looks like someone spilled a pinch of flour in my spikey gray hair. I even know it sounds like I was gargling battery acid when I TALK to you. And oh, you don't want ME barking instructions at someone YOUR trying to submit.
But...alas... I'm a rather insightful dude. Wish we lived closer to one another."
-The ZOG
(I'm not in my beginner stages anymore Zog)
sounds like a dating website bio
Is this real life?
Sounds legit
Yupp!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy Gates
Is real life real?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
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I am the ONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean Marshall
I'm the Roman numeral VI, so uh. Yeah. Do we gotta fight or somethin? Cuz I'm gonna need to warm up.
Ibjj rules too. Which as everyone knows renders you completely powerless.
And no hitting in the face or messing up my hair. For the ladies.
Groin shots are a go tho. As a matter of fact, only groin shots.
Take the green pill and you wake up in Zog's leglockQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog