Sleep Jiu Jitsu.

[Keith Kavanagh]

Anyone else ever wake up from dreamland while in the worlds finals mid armbar or something like that? I don't remember anything from whatever dream I was having last night put I woke up with the blanket in the cocoon, I continued to sweep that motherfucker because at the time, in my half asleep state of mind, that was my only option at the time. Not long after, I fell asleep on the opposite side of the bed after a beautiful Jean Jacques sweep.

[robster]

few year ago i had a dream that i was in a street fight and court the kid in a lovely triangle, the fight had been going on for a while so i was exhausted, i remember thinking if i don't finish this triangle im in serious trouble so i squeezed as hard as i could, he started to try to pull his head out so i squeezed harder the more he pulled the harder i squeezed, i then woke up to find i had my miniature jack Russel dog in between my legs and was squeezing the fuck out of her, the pulling in my dream was the dog in full panic mode trying to get her head from between my legs lol. she was OK but never slept between my legs for a good while after.

[Keith Kavanagh]

I fear for the next person to sleep in the same bed with me. Sleep twisters are a real thing, y'know!

[George Katechis]

i saw a gay porn once.... the girls never came........ THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!

[Kurzy]

Robster, I feel bad for the dog, but that is a seriously funny story!!

[robster]

Robster, I feel bad for the dog, but that is a seriously funny story!!

i still giggle to myself every time i think about it lol

[Martin Campbell]

I day dream about winning tournaments or matches all the time, especially when travelling somewhere listening to music.