Chris Herzog Seminar – Decatur, AL (Deep Thoughts)

[Chris Urbanski]

Alright, maybe it was November 10th.

Well good news and bad news...the bad news is that seminar was post poned! The good news is you may be able to make it! Also Rochester NY is only 6 hours from CT... Come train with us!

[Brandon Palmer]

Yes indeed, St. Christopher is a fine fellow, he taught me to turn invisible, if i really try hard...

Additionally, he taught me the following:

- How to feel like a real woman

- How to dislodge a GI Joe figure’s head from your penis hole (see how adding “hole” to stuff makes it better? Well, now you know.)

- The value of masturbating to your own baby pictures

- The importance of trusting anyone that says either, “I’m a friend of your parents, and they sent me to pick you up,” or “Free puppies in the van”

- A little game you play with cats called “key in the ignition”

And finally…

- When Rammstein, Die Antwoord, and the Swag Buddies collide, EVERYONE wins

[Brandon Palmer]

Also, Rochester guys, Chris spoke VERY highly of you all...sounds like you have a great team.

I very much look forward to coming up and training at some point, and making trouble in the attic.

[Chris Herzog]

Yes indeed, St. Christopher is a fine fellow, he taught me to turn invisible, if i really try hard...

Additionally, he taught me the following:

- How to feel like a real woman

- How to dislodge a GI Joe figure’s head from your penis hole (see how adding “hole” to stuff makes it better? Well, now you know.)

- The value of masturbating to your own baby pictures

- The importance of trusting anyone that says either, “I’m a friend of your parents, and they sent me to pick you up,” or “Free puppies in the van”

- A little game you play with cats called “key in the ignition”

And finally…

- When Rammstein, Die Antwoord, and the Swag Buddies collide, EVERYONE wins

Swag Buddies is the next big thang in Alabama, its literally jump off the shelves and flying out the windows!

[Brandon Mccaghren]

Swag Buddies is the next big thang in Alabama, its literally jump off the shelves and flying out the windows!

i got my j's

i got my j's

i got my j's

i'm wearing j's

i got my j's

[Chris Herzog]

i got my j's

i got my j's

i got my j's

i'm wearing j's

i got my j's

The S.Buddies are grassroots level Hip Hop/Rap, and it looks like their CD will stay there

[Brandon Mccaghren]

The S.Buddies are grassroots level Hip Hop/Rap, and it looks like their CD will stay there

quick poll, you gotta pick one:

Beastman or Skeletor?

[Brandon Palmer]

Skeletor has a dildo staff, so EASILY Skeletor.

And Herzog, those were sure some cleverly placed references...they really ARE flying out the window...of Brandon's car...Saturday...in Decatur...

See what i did there.

[Brandon Palmer]

And now all at once I feel guiltily like I need to boost my post count by posting mindless drivel and useless comments with close to no value, whenever possible.

NO WAIT, thats already being done by roughly 43 people each and every day.

Ok, we're covered.

Now pay the piper!

[Brandon Palmer]

You forced my hand...