Well i just got given the TALK

[K Madden]

dude, i feel ya.
my GF actually broke up with me before i went on my trip to Africa here a few weeks back.
the funny part? SHE STILL CAME WITH ME.
she was upset because i kept talking about JJ and how I couldnt wait to fly the patch at the top.
she felt like I should be talking about how i wanted to take a picture with her at the top.

talk about fucking annoying. its okay, ill have a few videos to post at exgfpics.com
haha

women... cant live with um...cant, uh... where is my beer?

[Clinton lawrence]

and you didnt feed her to the lions or hippos

[michael grzybek]

I hear it every day. My co-workers complain that all I talk about is training and on my free time at work I watch JJ videos, my roommates and friends complain that I never go out anymore because I am constantly at the gym or dont want to drink the night before I go to the gym. Luckily my new girlfriend likes watching me get choked out, so she has no problem sitting there for 1.5 to 4 hours 2-5 days a week :-D

[K Madden]

and you didnt feed her to the lions or hippos

oh man did i want to...you have no idea.
it was haaaaaaaard no to say/do something...

bitches be bitches