Break Down the Matzoh -> Bar Mitzvah Control -> Jerusalem -> Kosher Hot Dog -> Invisible Challah -> Jew Guilt
f'in snowww
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Break Down the Matzoh -> Bar Mitzvah Control -> Jerusalem -> Kosher Hot Dog -> Invisible Challah -> Jew Guilt
f'in snowww
I walked outside the other day and snow was coming down. That same day I ran into a hooker up town in the middle of the day. She said she would pay for a ride. Reminded me of that time the tornado hit and we didn't have power for the whole city and bitches were trying to mess with guys for money. Tough times.
Buy some snow shoes and make an igloo
You forgot a step, you gotta Zohan the hand to the mat to get Jerusalem!
LOL!!!
Funny shit man.
wouldnt you zohan the neck to get to kosher hot dog since that deals with the head region? As in you might be manipulating your opponents hair? Shampoo is betta, I go on first and clean za hair... CONDITIONAH IS BETTTAHHH, i make the hair silky and smoooth
OH REALLY REALLY FOOL
Only if they make a mistake when you're in Bar Mitzvah Control and give up a free Jerusalem...most guys know better.
Wow, I was cracking up for hours. Brilliant. Happy holidays!