Break Down the Matzoh -> Bar Mitzvah Control -> Jerusalem -> Kosher Hot Dog -> Invisible Challah -> Jew Guilt
f'in snowww
f'in snowww
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Keepin it Kosher: The Hummus Guard
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I walked outside the other day and snow was coming down. That same day I ran into a hooker up town in the middle of the day. She said she would pay for a ride. Reminded me of that time the tornado hit and we didn't have power for the whole city and bitches were trying to mess with guys for money. Tough times.
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Buy some snow shoes and make an igloo
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You forgot a step, you gotta Zohan the hand to the mat to get Jerusalem!
LOL!!!
Funny shit man.
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wouldnt you zohan the neck to get to kosher hot dog since that deals with the head region? As in you might be manipulating your opponents hair? Shampoo is betta, I go on first and clean za hair... CONDITIONAH IS BETTTAHHH, i make the hair silky and smoooth
OH REALLY REALLY FOOL
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Only if they make a mistake when you're in Bar Mitzvah Control and give up a free Jerusalem...most guys know better.
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Wow, I was cracking up for hours. Brilliant. Happy holidays!
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