Roller Derby Name Ideas??

My Roommate Ashley, a former figure skater, has started her Roller Derby Career and is in need of a witty "Skate Name." Her ideal name would be a cool play on words and have both violent and sexual innuendos. The Derby Girls also choose their own number, up to 4 digits and can use percentage symbols and decimals.

A list of current registered name can be found here:http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/

In the top right corner of the page you can check to see if a name is already in use or if the name is similar to any current names.

For example, we entered "Debbie Darce" and got the following response:

The following names are similar to "Debby Darce":

* Derby Dancer (medium)
* Derby Dollface (low)
* Debbie Darko (very low)
* Derby Sanchez (very low)
* Derby Duchess (very low)
* Debya Gore (very low)

"Gretchen Guillotine" yielded this:

The following names are similar to "Gretchen Guillotine":

* Gretchen Gore (low)
* The Flying Guillotine (very low)
* Rusty Guillotine (very low)
* Gretchen Molotov (very low)

Ashley has a few days before she has to submit her name. She would rather not use her real name in her "skate name"... "Whipin' Ash" is one of her friends.

If you have any ideas we would love to hear them.
Thanks!