Because this was a "what to do if you're in prison and the inmates happen to be gay ballerinas" seminars!Quote:
Originally Posted by zaya
Because this was a "what to do if you're in prison and the inmates happen to be gay ballerinas" seminars!Quote:
Originally Posted by zaya
what is this guys full name?
Jesus..Quote:
Originally Posted by travis
You don't need to know his full name. All you need to know is he will beat your ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by travis
His full name is Emmanuel "Extra Manly Man's Man" Manolakakis. And a well deserved nickname if I might say with his ruggedness. Rumors have it he's thinking of joining the UFC after his contract with Vale Tudo is up. Watch out GSP!
Lmmfao! Isn't his MMA nickname like "rectum ripper" or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiko
Only when he's in prison is he known by that name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh Smith
Well fuck. Now I have to start all over. Watching that just erased every drop of martial arts knowledge I've acquired except for how to nut-punch a guy with sand in your eyes (thank you JCVD). Well maybe now I won't have to worry about guys who go for double wrist control...
Wow, seriously, fuck you guys. What you just witnessed was true martial arts mastery. DID YOU SEE THE FLOW? THEY COULDN'T TOUCH HIM. I don't know about you, but men are constantly trying to touch my body. NEVER AGAIN! With this knowledge, and the low low price of $449.99 for a seminar and a DVD set, I'll be on my way to MMA history making. Enjoy your "rubber guard" or what ever. I now have the Broadway guard. The most fabulous guard in all of MMA and martial arts.
((When he said "punching changes everything...just a little bit" I didn't know if I should laugh or put my head through my computer screen))
Broadway guard requires more flexibility than Rubber guard doesn't it. Well time to get more tae kwon do stretching done. Anyone have some training videos on how to the limp wrist defense? And how to talk with a lisp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben
Broadway guard requires pretty good flexibility, but really once you've mastered Jazz Hand Control your flexibility won't be much of an issue. The hardest part I think is getting your timing together for the synchronized high-kick sweep. That and the weight cut. Under Broadway rules nobody can compete at more than 100lbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiko
I watched a couple more of his videos, to see if that was a joke. He gives some great advice at 0:30 of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c696M...eature=related
I'm at a crossroads, do I train Jazz Hands Control or Spirit Fingers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Hyatt
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Ok that was the best post on this forum EVER!!! Kudos my friend...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiko
Gay Systema Ultra without bling!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Vale
I like 2:46 where he blocks the knife with his chest.. i dont know why i never thought of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Stuart
i dont understand why they keep trying to grab his wrists when clearly its a punch in the face he needs. :-P
Haha, I hadn't watched that far. At 4:20, he shows a great defence to a very common situation. Then it plays in slow motion, and then he gives more advice, "so, don't worry too much about being cut".Quote:
Originally Posted by chronic_jiujitsu
You haven't heard of the sternum block? It's more powerful than blocking with your groin. We gotta protect our wrists and hands from those deadly wrist/hand attacks. My sensei's black belt says I'm right.Quote:
Originally Posted by chronic_jiujitsu
http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...uy-at-Computer
I am no longer worried about knives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Stuart
I have just wasted 9 minutes of my life by watching that.... I will never get those 9 minutes back.
What pisses me off is that there are bunch of legit Jiu-jitsu instructors out there dying to have some students and this clown gets like 15 people ( maybe more) to train in his crap....
if anyone thinks they could defend themselves like that they are going to get themselves killed...you might as well claw dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVm2ld4f08I
this still cracks me up...totally compliant and helpful opponent
roflmao!!! Best advice ever during a KNIFE attack...lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Stuart
Thats some funnnnny shit!