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I love the Karate Kid movies, But with all the traditional martial arts being exposed as non practical in real fights. Why is the Karate Kid not the Jiu Jitsu Kid in this new movie. I love Jackie Chan, But Eddie Bravo would have been the "shit" as the Karate Kids new Jiu Jitsu instructor. " Fuck Wax on Wax off " Break Down, Roll Up, Smoke UP
Dude, a Karate Kid parody comedy with Eddie and Joe as the stoner instructor/fighter combo would be epic! Blockbuster in the making, I want 2% gross!
hell yea lets get on that shit !!!!
Yeah, that "shrimp on, shrimp off" scene would have been a blast. Unfortunately pure grappling hasn't been translated well for the big screen. Hopefully Eddie and the gang can come up with some cool ways to present the art form in the new NBD movie.
Random tidbit, my favorite presentation of jiujitsu is probably the flying triangle choke that Speed Racer does in episode 1 of the cartoon series. The camera spins 360 following him as he rolls the dude onto the ground.. still waiting for that shot to be used in a film.
lol that would be awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Glach
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Originally Posted by derrick ikwueme
that would be awesome! This is one of the best ideas ive heard in a while haha
Damn I've never seen that, it sounds like the shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by AJ Camacho
Okay you little fucker, first thing, " Relax" here hit the joint, you High ?, Okay Good, Survival, protect your neck so those little "Ass Holes" at school won't choke you, And when your " High Enough " and their " Tired Enough " Vaporize um !!!!!
As long as Tommy Chong plays the bad sensei
Okay kid, Forget all that " Crane Shit " I'll show you how to choke people. But in a nice way !!
The movie is called Kung Fu Kid in China I belive.
I had to see this. 9:46Quote:
Originally Posted by AJ Camacho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sil3smlJ0lk
Haha! Yalls crazy! I think Renato would make a better Karate Kid instructor and I'll play the Cobra Kai asshole instructor. Imagine Renato in a tender moment with the young boy, telling him to wax on and wax off, gi on nogi off. Telling him to do the right thing, to have a strong mind, be courageous, stay away from gangs, drugs and 10th Planet :)
hed also say to never, NEVER NEVER NEVER back off when Joe Hogan is spitting in your face about something.
its a sign of weakness. and joe cant help it that he spits so much, he has no sleeves to wipe his mouth.
Haha. I guess the camera doesn't spin. My memory must be failing me. Still cool as hell though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tim Elliott
Damn that was " Ill " speed racer is a fucking Black Belt, Rear Naked, Flying Triangle. " that's my dog " " that's my dog " and his pops is a bad ass wrestler. Wasn't this shit made in the 70's or early 80's ? the writer was truly ahead of his time.
"It's like a 1-hitter pointing at the moon, Dont focus on the 1-hitter or you might get caught by secuuurity..."
"In dire circumstances, we sometimes have to improvise our instruments of war, finding an apple or a can will have to suffice. Don't forget to forge a carb round and true..."
I can see that movie being a feel-good hit of the year.
Damn that's science kid. Nice mechanics for potion making mechanisms. Bless Daniel Son with the wisdom of a Thousand " Jiu Jitsu Trees " No Stems, No Ceilings'Quote:
Originally Posted by Compella