Seems legit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUebIpUrh5c&sns=em
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Seems legit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUebIpUrh5c&sns=em
Bet dropping on that hard wood floor felt great :)
Oh the sad things men do to get female attention. Someone needs to tell them there are easier ways.
Yeah...pull guard in a restaurant and go berimbolo on that ass....lol
If only these chicks saw my bereimbolo I would totally get laid.
what the fuck did i just witness?
Bitches love berimbolos.
I got drunk and tried to twister a goat one time...headbutting bastards. Not nearly as cool as a hooters wooden floor though.
Especially if you throw that 3rd hook inQuote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Shit dude, that is WAY cooler than a Hooters wooden floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
uh waaaay coolerQuote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
Thats cause you tried to get all fancy with that shit. There were only two steps and you had one job. I- You grab the horns. II- I fuck the goat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
It was a fiesty fuck'n goat, Ill give ya that. But thats no excuse. One job..
ahahhahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
I love BJJ and as technical (sport wise) as that is, I'm pretty sure it looks pretty dumb to non practioners...especially Hooters waitresses.
Gotdamn I love you Bobby! I was just sitting here thinking of the hundreds of motherfuckers I've seen come and go in this forum. Some diehard 10P ink gettin whitebelts. I mean a metric asston of em gone like Croatoa. Meanwhile I practiced the path. I hitched to seminars, I did stupid shit like twister goats, yet I stayed the course. Here we are Bobby, you've gotten so much better and I've, well done some more stupid shit. Anyways, point being...10th Planet will fuck up a goat while douchbag kids are trying to berimbolo at hooters. ..We still win!Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
You had me at 'gotdamn'.
Hahaha I thought the video was funny,but goat fucking brought it to a whole new level!by the way where can I find a goat?
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Originally Posted by ron turner
There's gotta be goats in Costa Mesa man! Just remember when you twister a goat, the lock down is ineffective due to the small legs and you have to watch for head butts lol.
There you go again. Just grab the damn horns..
yall are crazy!!!!!!!
The 3rd hook is a gamechangerQuote:
Originally Posted by Brent Smith
From what Ive gathered through inuendo. This '3rd hook', is the penis. So my question for you guys who use this is. How do you maintain an erection?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drew Ash
I know you're a higher rank and all Bobby but some of us have been using third hook jiu jitsu since the early 90's. Don't feel bad buddy I'll share my wealth of information. First since my matches have been 4-5 minutes for like 15 years now I've perfected my technique. I like to start out hard and I wrap one of those thick ass rubberbands around both twig and berries. Make sure it turns purple before applying the scotch tape. This maintains the erection and I lightly tape the shaft with scotch tape. This is more for mental games. That way when I'm ready to sink the 3rd hook I can actually hear the tape rip. From here on out....I'm king of the world! Now dame chon chon!
Well thinking about that goat story has been doing it for me..Dont know about anybody else.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
That was fuckin awesome Tony
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Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
With a goat in your clutches? How do you not?Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
This thread has morphed into its own abomination. Lmaoooooo
just do that to the waitresses
I bet when these guys performed their berimbolo in hooters they never realised the 10Th Planet residents would turn it into a discussion about throwing the third hook into a goat! while we're on the subject if you are trying to throw the third hook into a goat then go for a mountain goat. start your Jiu-Goatsu close to the edge of a cliff. When you get the goat close to the edge then throw in the third hook. This way the Goat will not want to fall off the cliff and it'll be trying to back up while you have that third hook in DEEP!! You keep forcing the action and the goat repeatedly backs up.
Too far??
Glasgow dropping mad goat science!
It's all about baiting your "oppponent" into letting you get the deep third hook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert Carlin
Just get closer to the edge of the cliff if you're too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert Carlin
Berimbolo, grab her damn horns, or 3rd hook?Quote:
Originally Posted by einstein
Genuinely interested in your strategic advice in this situation.
It's the 3rd hook isn't it.? Guess i'm gonna need one of Tony's rubberbands..
You can get em anywhere Bobby. I use the same one on paydays when I get my check in$1 bills, wrap a $20 on top and whip out the fatty rubber band lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Somebody's goat to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia
I'm sorry. That was terrible. TERRIBLE!!