Berimbolo in Hooters

Originally Posted by Brent Smith

Especially if you throw that 3rd hook in

The 3rd hook is a gamechanger

Originally Posted by Drew Ash

The 3rd hook is a gamechanger

From what Ive gathered through inuendo. This '3rd hook', is the penis. So my question for you guys who use this is. How do you maintain an erection?

I know you're a higher rank and all Bobby but some of us have been using third hook jiu jitsu since the early 90's. Don't feel bad buddy I'll share my wealth of information. First since my matches have been 4-5 minutes for like 15 years now I've perfected my technique. I like to start out hard and I wrap one of those thick ass rubberbands around both twig and berries. Make sure it turns purple before applying the scotch tape. This maintains the erection and I lightly tape the shaft with scotch tape. This is more for mental games. That way when I'm ready to sink the 3rd hook I can actually hear the tape rip. From here on out....I'm king of the world! Now dame chon chon!

Originally Posted by bobby rivers

From what Ive gathered through inuendo. This '3rd hook', is the penis. So my question for you guys who use this is. How do you maintain an erection?

Well thinking about that goat story has been doing it for me..Dont know about anybody else.

That was fuckin awesome Tony

Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia

Gotdamn I love you Bobby! I was just sitting here thinking of the hundreds of motherfuckers I've seen come and go in this forum. Some diehard 10P ink gettin whitebelts. I mean a metric asston of em gone like Croatoa. Meanwhile I practiced the path. I hitched to seminars, I did stupid shit like twister goats, yet I stayed the course. Here we are Bobby, you've gotten so much better and I've, well done some more stupid shit. Anyways, point being...10th Planet will fuck up a goat while douchbag kids are trying to berimbolo at hooters. ..We still win!

Originally Posted by bobby rivers

From what Ive gathered through inuendo. This '3rd hook', is the penis. So my question for you guys who use this is. How do you maintain an erection?

With a goat in your clutches? How do you not?

This thread has morphed into its own abomination. Lmaoooooo

just do that to the waitresses

I bet when these guys performed their berimbolo in hooters they never realised the 10Th Planet residents would turn it into a discussion about throwing the third hook into a goat! while we're on the subject if you are trying to throw the third hook into a goat then go for a mountain goat. start your Jiu-Goatsu close to the edge of a cliff. When you get the goat close to the edge then throw in the third hook. This way the Goat will not want to fall off the cliff and it'll be trying to back up while you have that third hook in DEEP!! You keep forcing the action and the goat repeatedly backs up.

Too far??

Glasgow dropping mad goat science!