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My little girl is fast aproaching the terrible twos and is already walking around the house like Deago Sanchez making his way to the Octagon. But now she is obsessed with Joey Karate, or Joey Man as she calls him. What can i do, all i see in my mind is my mum coming round and getting geeted by her with a ''Hey Fucko''.
My daughter can't say truck so she says "fruck." Imagine all the funny shit we get her to say.
Here are my couple helpful hints that solved most of our "terrible"-ness:
1. Keep to a schedule so that she doesn't get overly hungry or tired. This is a major cause of upsets.
2. Around the age of 2, they have new freedom's but don't like being told they can't do shit. So we use choices. Always give a choice when possible. Instead of saying, "go to bed", we say "do you want to walk up the stairs or do you want us to carry you"?
I support abortion up to 7...years.
^^^ My moms threatened that shit when I was 15.
Wait till she's three, you'll really miss the terrible two's.
Seriously... my fourth kid just turned 1. It seems really difficult until you look back and realize what a complete noob you were.
my nine year old yells "10th planet bitches"!!!!!!!!!! i think randall taught him that.
This is the truth. Show no reaction to the swearing and it disappears fast. Then in little bit you will be yelled at by her like your the kid and she is the parent. Its all fun though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Willis
My friends daughter learned the word shit and she would say it pretty emphatically. Every time she would say it they would say, "No these are SHOES. It's SHOE." Eventually the kid thought that she was just saying shoe wrong.
Awsome, so i guess its ok to have Joe Karate as a role modle then.Quote:
my nine year old yells "10th planet bitches"!!!
I gave mine to the circus several times, but they keep giving her back. Apparently she started a midget union and is using it to extort money from the immigrant acts.
This is true. I've heard him yell it. He also throws up the gang sign too. Bright future ahead of him... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by michael craig