I have a daughter aproaching the terrible twos!!!

[Keith Werbisky]

My little girl is fast aproaching the terrible twos and is already walking around the house like Deago Sanchez making his way to the Octagon. But now she is obsessed with Joey Karate, or Joey Man as she calls him. What can i do, all i see in my mind is my mum coming round and getting geeted by her with a ''Hey Fucko''.

[Ryan Cook]

My daughter can't say truck so she says "fruck." Imagine all the funny shit we get her to say.

[Scott Elkin]

Here are my couple helpful hints that solved most of our "terrible"-ness:

1. Keep to a schedule so that she doesn't get overly hungry or tired. This is a major cause of upsets.
2. Around the age of 2, they have new freedom's but don't like being told they can't do shit. So we use choices. Always give a choice when possible. Instead of saying, "go to bed", we say "do you want to walk up the stairs or do you want us to carry you"?

[Taylor Culbertson]

I support abortion up to 7...years.

[ifreez]

^^^ My moms threatened that shit when I was 15.

[Ken Willis]

Wait till she's three, you'll really miss the terrible two's.

[Ryan Cook]

Seriously... my fourth kid just turned 1. It seems really difficult until you look back and realize what a complete noob you were.

[michael craig]

my nine year old yells "10th planet bitches"!!!!!!!!!! i think randall taught him that.

[Josh Passini]

Wait till she's three, you'll really miss the terrible two's.

This is the truth. Show no reaction to the swearing and it disappears fast. Then in little bit you will be yelled at by her like your the kid and she is the parent. Its all fun though.

[Ryan Cook]

My friends daughter learned the word shit and she would say it pretty emphatically. Every time she would say it they would say, "No these are SHOES. It's SHOE." Eventually the kid thought that she was just saying shoe wrong.