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    jiu jitsu has warped my fragile lil mind!

    I would just like to point out that I have a girl that i'm in love w/ who is moving in like a wk, coming over, and all I can think about is Invisible Crackhead to duda. I think I'm in love w/ Jiu Jitsu. any similar stories?

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    Being an athlete is cool...but it is only one aspect of your life...be a lover and a fighter...

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    shit I feel you, I'm in love with Soccer,Jiu jitsu,Music, so during the world cup my ex girl keyword ex was always pissed off, I can only have a relationship with chicks that play soccer, and then i teach them jiu jitsu, and we can practice both arts together

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    put it this way, lock down to stoner control her, while watching the world cup, and then mount her back.. see? jiu jitsu, soccer, and love. all in a nice neat bundle.. =)

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    ha ha ha !!! hell yea that's funny shit, get midevil on that ass !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikevelotta View Post
    put it this way, lock down to stoner control her, while watching the world cup, and then mount her back.. see? jiu jitsu, soccer, and love. all in a nice neat bundle.. =)
    now thats funny shit

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    Just don't pass her guard during sex, it'll totally traumatize the whole move for you.

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    i mad her tap....twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ Camacho View Post
    Just don't pass her guard during sex, it'll totally traumatize the whole move for you.
    hahahah this is some funny shit right here! just had to quote this and laugh...

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    Hahaha. You guys are hilarious. My boyfriend gets me in the lockdown or takes my back almost every time we fall asleep together. But I always get under hooks first. And sex usually results in naked Jiu Jitsu. It's fun!!!

    My boyfriend is extremely passionate about Jiu Jitsu and I love being a part of it.

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