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    So my Girlfriend and I just found out that...

    Her dad just died. What should I say so I can still fuck her tonight?

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    The morbid beauty in this post is the raw honesty that it reeks of.

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    Rape much?

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    Tell her that she can call you "daddy". I'm sure she'll be touched by the gesture and/or you...
    "Never go full retard"
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    Grief sex, when its real, is pretty intense yet feels slightly wrong, while still supportive. Its in the polar opposite category o the angry hate punishment sex you have after you catch her cheating. Both amazing life experiences in their own right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Alighieri
    Tell her that she can call you "daddy". I'm sure she'll be touched by the gesture and/or you...
    Holy shit! Brilliant fucking post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson View Post
    Her dad just died. What should I say so I can still fuck her tonight?
    As a man you shouldn't have to ask ..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby rivers View Post
    Grief sex, when its real, is pretty intense yet feels slightly wrong, while still supportive. Its in the polar opposite category o the angry hate punishment sex you have after you catch her cheating. Both amazing life experiences in their own right.
    I read an article about "sperm wars", which explain the appeal for both you and her after catching her cheating. I am going to have to try to play this grief thing. I don't think it is going to be easy, but I see hope. When she first found it she was in the full air gasp weep, now it is just regular sad cry, once it goes down another notch ill make the move.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed"Lova" View Post
    As a man you shouldn't have to ask ..........
    Her dad hasn't died before.

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    You might have to whip out the full arsenal and dig deep if the crying persists by watching the Notebook with her. She'll cry from watching that instead of being upset about her dad and this is your opportunity for fingerblasting. You'll be golden after a good old fashioned fingerblast city session. I suggest doing it at mid movie so you don't have to watch the whole thing. Possibly at the "It wasn't over. IT STILL ISN'T OVER!" part. I'm not proud of knowing this, but I had to whip this technique out after a Zoloft pill popping dryspell from an ex gf. You'll be happy to know she got firemanned. Also, turn on the AC and only have 1 blanket so she is forced to cling for warmth. This will allow easy and convenient DJing for a fingerblastastic evening, followed by fucking....making it so she forgets she even had a dad.

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    just make your move like you normally would, if she gets angry and says shit like "is that all you can think about" just pretend your trying to make her feel better or something

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