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    What is your favorite Renato "Laranja" quote??

    Off the top of my head, "This black guy" "That black guy"
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    Oh Man, Eddie. There are so many. Here's just one of the many.

    "If you gonna say the Universe...God.. Everything...If you gonna say everyfing...the stars, the rainbows, everyfing gonna come...they got clouds and the sun." - Renato during a conversation between he and Matt Horwich (MTS-9).

    Renato's the man!

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    "Thaaat's Jiu Jitsu"

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    You make a bomb line to a hottie -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
    You have the ability to call a train wreck before it happens -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"
    You haggle a ridiculous price for something -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"

    You and the girlfriend just finish...... and you leave her speechless -- "Thaat's Jiu Jitsu!"

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    "Then one day I see a man he look very like he look like a white man".

    "I train Jiu Jitsu from the age of 11 before that I do squash I playin squash
    Then everybody say that game for girl then they say to be a real tuff guy your going to have to do Capoeira"

    Its hard to choose the best quotes when everything he says is gold.

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    That's Jiu Jitsu! I say it all the time it's great.

    "Why these guys, they try to 'urt me...AAAEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYA!" - Renato quoting Jean Claude Van Damme in Kickboxer when explaining the Coracao pass

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    i eat acaci everyday

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    The look on renato's face when he's watching compella bustin out his new rhyme to ya. Not exactly a quote but that look says it all

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    That guy Alfonso is what we call in Brazil, 10 to 7, he's not really black he's light like almost dark

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    I am looking at Eddie's videos for a looooong time, and I am wondering if Renato "Laranja" is not a new joke from him, like he did with his students and friends some times. He's hilarious!!!! Haha!

    "He's not from favelllla!" marvellous!

    If he's an actor, it's HUGE!

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