Techniques the Gracie Family are afraid to reveal...

Real World Self Defense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQaNEud5oo

Surprisingly, the glasses one actually works. Another one I didn't see: a quick headbutt with the bill of the ball cap. I can't believe how many times I've gotten people with that one.

"you just scream don't hit me, I'm a hemophiliac, then you cry like a woman and when they turn away in disgust, it's time to kick some back"

rough quote, homer simpson.