ATTN: John Fajita - Kitchen Moves Battle

[John Mejia]

Overhyped.

You're like the Chael Sonnen of kitchen moves.

I'm cool with that. Chael does good work.

BMAC your moves are wack
I'd rather go out and smoke some crack.
They say the cream rises to the top
But I think that you should just stop
Because you're better at toe holds
But your kitchen moves are so old
You’re the Renato Laranja of the Kitchen
All I ever hear is bitchin’

Adios My amigo your end is near
I am like chael sonnen… except I strike fear
So I’ll leave you with this quote from my favorite person
Each day you spend with me your condition will worsen
“And when you're alone there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.”
Dr. Muhfuckin Suess

[Brandon Mccaghren]

I'm cool with that. Chael does good work.

BMAC your moves are wack
I'd rather go out and smoke some crack.
They say the cream rises to the top
But I think that you should just stop
Because you're better at toe holds
But your kitchen moves are so old
You’re the Renato Laranja of the Kitchen
All I ever hear is bitchin’

Adios My amigo your end is near
I am like chael sonnen… except I strike fear
So I’ll leave you with this quote from my favorite person
Each day you spend with me your condition will worsen
“And when you're alone there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.”
Dr. Muhfuckin Suess

Very cute.

But still no kitchen moves.