Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks.
Chuck Norris oredered 3 big Macs, 7 McChicken and 2 Mcflurries at Taco bell and got them.
Chuck Norris once challenged Michael Jackson to a dance contest...loser had to change colors.
Chuck Norris once donated blood, the recipients of his donation are now known as the X-men.