I can't believe what I did last night...

[PJ Sisco]

ok so I'm a bit confused... so you turn down THIS chick because you have a totally awesome ring worthy girlfriend... so... was she not around a few weeks back with the bed pissing chick???

[Brent Smith]

ok so I'm a bit confused... so you turn down THIS chick because you have a totally awesome ring worthy girlfriend... so... was she not around a few weeks back with the bed pissing chick???

I believe that was back in January..old story resurrected

[K Madden]

I believe that was back in January..old story resurrected

Correct. Old thread resurfaced. gotta bring it back the fun things for shits and giggles.

[PJ Sisco]

ahhh... ok.... that makes me feel better about your decision making... I was thinking you were cheating with the bed wetting nasty chick but not the hot chick with a tongue ring... glad that was cleared up... hahaha

[Kyle Spalla]

Day in the Life of Ken Madden. Stay tuned.

[HerbChao]

SOmehow chicks and jiu-jitsui eventually end up ina thread.....madprops for the self control though.

[Kurzy]

I'm going to tell my dick to shut up for a sec and drop some truth. For the rest of your life there will always be prettier women than your girl. If right now you pictured your perfect girl and got her, you'd get used to her and eventually see someone” prettier.” It's because men like variety. But it's smarter to keep the right one. Cuz pretty it's temporarily subjective. But a good woman is irreplaceable.


I respect you homie. Good choice despite how hard it was.

Good post.

[K Madden]

KM- All I have to say is I'm a 14 year old kid that lives on testosterone and cinimax after dark. Every part of my being hates you right now!!!!! In the future talk them up, tell them you have a girlfriend..... but NAKED PHOTOS sent to your phone aint cheating.
THEN YOU DROP MY DIGITS ON HER !!!!!!!!! Help a 10th planet little brother out.

Hahahaha Conner- once you become a Champ, you'll get girls like this for an appetizer on the daily!

I mean, the chick from this story is smoking hot, but if you've got a self-described "ring worthy" chick then it's not worth cheating on her first and foremost. Furthermore, it's not worth cheating on her with a chick who shows off her tongue ring, tries to grab your shit and asks if you want to test it out. Those qualities, my friend, are what I like to refer to as those of a "lady of the evening".

Very very true bro. There is a reason why I got my girl, this helps with prospective.

I'm going to tell my dick to shut up for a sec and drop some truth. For the rest of your life there will always be prettier women than your girl. If right now you pictured your perfect girl and got her, you'd get used to her and eventually see someone” prettier.” It's because men like variety. But it's smarter to keep the right one. Cuz pretty it's temporarily subjective. But a good woman is irreplaceable.


I respect you homie. Good choice despite how hard it was.

^^^THIS!!! Thanks brah!

I have been in your situation before man and I know it's rough. But to be on the brightside you look genuinely happy with your girlfriend in that picture and a lot of douchebags don't have that kind of self-control so I actually commend you.

Oh, don't get it wrong, my girlfriend is dating a TOTAL douchebag. Hahaha I just wont cheat on her.

[Nick Powers]

Very very true bro. There is a reason why I got my girl, this helps with prospective.

Well what I said, I think you took a different way. Obviously that girl is a smokeshow and if you weren't in a relationship you'd probably have ended up with her. My point really was that despite how hot she is, it's not like she's this mythical, unattainable, Helen of Troy type broad. She's hot, but she's a floozie, which is why you made the 100% right choice of not cheating on your girl in the first place. The type of girl you had the chance to cheat with, however, just makes it better because if you were to have ended up making a mistake, at least it wasn't with a trashy, tongue-ringed frat mattress like her

Now, if you'd started this thread and said "I just got hit on by Stacy Keibler, but I had a girlfriend" the LEAST I'd accept for a proper ending to that story is a coin flip to see if you should do it. Harvey Dent's way is acceptable, since I believe in Harvey Dent. Also, there's probably some tie-in with George Clooney being in a shitty Batman movie to add to my Harvey Dent analogy, but I'm too lazy to think of the best way to word it. But yeah, Stacy Keibler is untouchable.

[K Madden]

Stacy Keibler is untouchable.

Ironically, my "freebie list" girl is Mila Kunis...and this girl looks more like her than any girl ive ever met haha
So, if i can turn down her twin...I guess I'm good.
Dont get me wrong, I left running from there and immediately Milked myself to calm the nerves. hahaha