I mean, the chick from this story is smoking hot, but if you've got a self-described "ring worthy" chick then it's not worth cheating on her first and foremost. Furthermore, it's not worth cheating on her with a chick who shows off her tongue ring, tries to grab your shit and asks if you want to test it out. Those qualities, my friend, are what I like to refer to as those of a "lady of the evening".