Going to prison

[Gabriel Oquendo]

On a serious note dont go to the ground unless you have to. Remember every fight while on your Vacation makes your vacation longer. 3 yr bid will be long enough to get used to being the other side. There is a book called convict conditioning which is really well put together. Bodyweight training while on vacation. It is great program either way. Remember you can either do your time or let the time do you. Stay positive.

I agree with the book convict conditioning, and another tip is not to let people see you train. Train when it's lights out. If people know your a fighter they tend to fuck with you more. how is your stand up game and do you know of pressure points and people's vital points?

[Mike Matthews]

I'd agree with doin lots of body weight exercises in the privacy of your cell. I wouldn't hit the weight area & let people see you working out or training. You can really work on flexibility too while your in there by stretching alot. Other than that I'd do tons of reading, if you have to serve the entire 3yrs straight thats a long time to sit in a cell. Reading is a good way to escape walls with your mind & pass time. Also good for keeping you in your own world & out of the general mix.

[Paul Hannan]

Yeah I intend to hit the double lotus without hands. Hell with all the spare time I should be like a rubber man before I come out. I love reading, so that should kill a few hours.

I wonder if letting people see you train is a problem in English jails?

Gabriel, my stand up is average at best. More of a ground and pound sort of guy, hence the prison sentence due to over use of the elbows.

[Cody Kietzman]

Yeah I intend to hit the double lotus without hands. Hell with all the spare time I should be like a rubber man before I come out. I love reading, so that should kill a few hours.

I wonder if letting people see you train is a problem in English jails?

Gabriel, my stand up is average at best. More of a ground and pound sort of guy, hence the prison sentence due to over use of the elbows.

U were droppin those 12 to 6 bows from the top huh?

[Mike Matthews]

Yeah I intend to hit the double lotus without hands. Hell with all the spare time I should be like a rubber man before I come out. I love reading, so that should kill a few hours.

I wonder if letting people see you train is a problem in English jails?

Gabriel, my stand up is average at best. More of a ground and pound sort of guy, hence the prison sentence due to over use of the elbows.

I watch alot of those "Locked Up" episodes usually late at night & from what I have seen the English prisons are alot more laxed for the most part. For your crime I doubt you go to a maximum security prison. The few I have seen on that show from over there are kinda like a college dorm with guards. Seemed like the guys had alot more freedoms over there than here but they also werent treating each other like animals like they do in our prisons. For the most part the inmates they interviewed there said they just wanted to do time & go home, where as here for some morbid reason these young idiots think life in prison is some kind of right of passage. I guess so if you dont enjoy freedom or the touch of a woman, LOL.

[brent_littell]

Find the hunkiest dude in there and suck his dick. He will protect u

[Paul Hannan]

I'd be crapping myself if I was going in a US prison. I don't know about dick sucking, I'm more of a tossed salad kind of guy.

More 2 to 8 blows from the top, while the nutter was trying to rip my face open. It's amazing how much of your bjj goes out of the window when you are laid in the snow with a mad man tearing at your mouth.

[Gabriel Oquendo]

i am actually in training for the Cook County Correctional Officer physical exams. Two of the guys I used to train with got in. Cant go wrong with starting at $29 an hour

[Eddie Bravo]

Find the hunkiest dude in there and suck his dick. He will protect u

This ^^^^

and hit the shake weight hard to get your cardio going

In all seriousness, that fucking sucks dude, I feel for you, but time 'does' fly so keep your head up

[Kyle Hilfiker]

I would ensure you work your Butt Drag defense. As in... never go wrestler style referee position. Take it from a wrestler... in prison that move is the rough equivalent of 1st base.