Wait...there's a guy that works down at Taco Bell here in Rochester and his name is JESUS! I found him! Do I win a prize? I would like a free Choco Taco please!
On escaping the leg lock: "No! Use your other foot and push right off his taint. If your big toe goes in his ass you can always wash it later. Hey, if he's going for a heel hook you gotta get the fuck outta there." -- Chris Herzog
On choosing a submission strategy: "Well, you can go for the choke or the armbar but I normally go to the choke first 'cause it's easier to break their arm when they're sleeping." -- Chris Herzog