ok here's mine, I was working with a guy claiming to be "an mma fighter", and when we started, I said show me your basic transitions. I got in his guard and noticed a slight burning in my nose, kinda oniony if you know what I mean, but I continued. he began working his techniques and pulled armbars and sweeps and then he went for a triangle, and the smell made me throw up in my mouth, I tapped and asked wtf, and he claimed that he believed that it was unlucky to wash his fight shorts. we quickly finished as I directed him to the door and not to come back til his luck changed.
And on a comical note, I had a newbie argue armbars were escapable and so I asked him to show me as I'm always gauging my newbies, and as he tried to stack my armbar from guard, I squeezed and farted all in his face, opps, bad jiujitsu etiquette on my part, that dude tapped as though I farted agent orange or something, and thus why I take beanno on the mornings I teach grappling. beanno before and there will be no gas in class. lol
And on a comical note, I had a newbie argue armbars were escapable and so I asked him to show me as I'm always gauging my newbies, and as he tried to stack my armbar from guard, I squeezed and farted all in his face, opps, bad jiujitsu etiquette on my part, that dude tapped as though I farted agent orange or something, and thus why I take beanno on the mornings I teach grappling. beanno before and there will be no gas in class. lol