Coach Zog is a legendary cheater according to IBJJF, he isn't allowed within a 100 meters of a certified IBJJF competition. I hear he has a mantle for both all the ACL's and MCL's he reaped from people.
Coach Zog has lost every single one of his IBJJF tournament matches due to DQ (REAPING THE KNEE), he is the only man known to have not been beaten by the legendary 27x (!!!) Rento Laranja in the Mundials due to advantage, since his immediate instinct is reap the knee.
Coach Zog was once in the desert and saw a shrubbery that happened to piss him off, deciding to pull the bush out with all his might he ripped it from the ground. The hole he left is now known as the Grand Canyon. This is also the only record of Coach Zog ever using his full strength. Some speculate that he once pissed on a mountain and carved Mount Rushmore.
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Two legendary shorts stories about the Legend...of ZOG
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Yeah there is three and millions more that can be told!
Last edited by Kyle Spalla; 12-30-2012 at 04:08 PM.
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The story about Renato is blasphemy and I don't appreciate that.
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With every legend comes haters.
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I heard he once heel hooked a bear to save a small child.
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That's a bullshit myth! I know for a fact that he heel hooked the child and left him as bait for the bear. It was like some walking dead shit lol.
Originally Posted by Ryan Brick
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Coach Zog once reaped the knee of a Great White Shark.
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The story of Achilles is completely false. The true reason of Achilles death is Zog ripped his leg off.
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lol this is so F....king awesome...you guys crack me up so much...lol I knew yall were crazy like me but didn't know how much until now.
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Coach Zog takes bubble baths...in hot lava.
