Serious Question...

[David Rosado]

Upton gets the pipe (age will not treat her breasticles well)
johannson gets the wife (she looks like she gives excellent brains an does anal)
alba gets the knife (it was hard to make this decision)

This thread is sexist btw.

[David Rosado]

Same here. I think she's an ugly duckling.

My guy, crazy wigs and make up aside, there is nothing ugly duckling about dat assssssss.

If y'all ain't clapping meaty cheeks, I don't know what you're doing with your life.

[Matt "Gumby" Glach]

Can't I just fuck them all?

Only if you kill them all afterwards... that's your bargained for exchange with society. Quid pro quo coach, quid pro quo.

[Cody Kietzman]

This thread is sexist btw.

Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.

[Nat Cummings]

Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.

I almost choked to death on my dinner because i laughed so hard.

[JeremyBJJ]

Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.

Kill McConaughey, then suicide. Should be a good way out of unpleasant decisions on the other two!

[Chris Herzog]

Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.

Can't I just fuck them all?

[bobby rivers]

One of these days I'm gonna have sex with a real live woman. That'll show em'. With my penis.

[Kurzy]

My guy, crazy wigs and make up aside, there is nothing ugly duckling about dat assssssss.

If y'all ain't clapping meaty cheeks, I don't know what you're doing with your life.

Yeah, uhh, a little too meaty for my tastes.

This is what I like:



This is what I don't like:



Image search Olya Haidner. Yummy.