
Originally Posted by
K Madden
YEEESSSS! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!! THE POWER!!!
I'm gonna be HORRIBLE...but ill get away with it because i have a brain tumor. hahahahahaahah!!!!
I called it one of the perks of cancer. I had a touch of a tumor two years back. The best was messing with people. Girls at bars are the best to mess with. I would act like an asshole then tell the girl I could make her feel bad. After I told her I had cancer she'd be buying me drinks. It was mean but everyone, including whatever girl, had a good time and laughed. Have fun with it. It's one of the few things that will keep you sane.
You think it's hard hearing the doctor tell you that you have cancer. The hard part is hearing yourself tell the people you love. Good luck with all of those conversations. Bring Kleenex, beer and a lot of jokes. You'll find you'll be doing a lot of consoling instead of getting it. You're a strong dude, probably a rock for a lot of people. Make sure to make everyone laugh. Give the tumor a name and hope it pushes on the part of your brain that gives you some cool super powers. Mine just made me pee at very inconvenient times.
If you need any help or need to bounce an idea off someone, I might be able to help. Hit me up any time.