How about these arses?!......
(_!_) Regular Arse
(__!__) Fat Arse
(!) Tight Arse
(_*_) Sore Arse
(_0_) Well Used Arse
(_E=MC2_) Smart Arse
And my favourite.....
(_x_) Kiss my Arse
In all seriousness........... Come on 10th Planet Ladies, Where's the pic's of some guy's arse's?????