Share your favorite Chuck Norris Facts

[Dartangan Jackson]

1. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

2. When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back.

3. Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[Michael Romano]

1. Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he stares the grass down and dares it to grow.

2. It is said that Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for unlimited Roundhouse Kicking Abilities. Upon completing the transaction, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil being a good sport now plays poker with him every second thursday of the month.

3. There isn't a chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... only another fist.

[Phil Ramer]

every year for chuck norris' birthday he gets to roundhouse a child into the sun

chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised

[Dartangan Jackson]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice

[Jack LaBarge]

[Heidi McCreery]

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

[Arnaud Arross]

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.

[Luis Acherbo]

chuck norris doesnt use pick up lines he just goes up to women and says now

chuck norris isnt hung like a horse horses are hung like chuck norris

chuck norris went to the virgin islands and now there just the islands

leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants

[Dartangan Jackson]

Chuck Norris framed Roger Rabit.

Bob Marley didnt shoot the deputy, He death was a result of multiple round house kicks to head by Chuck Norris. They just were to scared to plant the charge on him for the fear of suffering the same fate.

Chuck Norris once had a threesome inside the cab of a semi truck. One drop of his sperm leaked onto the seat of the semi during it. That semi truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[Jon Helton]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.