Each morning, I wake up to my alarm clock playing "Jiu Jitsu" by Smoke Serpent. I granby out of bed onto my bedroom floor made of tatami mats, where I take off the gi I sleep in each night. I shrimp all the way to the kitchen where I prepare a breakfast of exotic Brazilian fruits and Acai berries. Before partaking, I recite the statement of faith "There is no God but Eddie, and Marcelo is his Prophet." I then watch a minimum of two hours of MTS before changing into my work clothes (10th Planet rash guard, blue gi pants, and black ankle sleeves. Business suit goes on top if necessary.) At work my primary methods of transportation around the office are forward rolls and bear crawls. Immediately after work, I train at 10th Planet, return home, shrimp back to my bedroom, change back into my sleeping gi, and granby back into bed where I read every new post on the Nibiru Forum before closing my eyes, ready to awake the next day.
Thus is the MTS way of life.