
Originally Posted by
vdesire
I wonder if Rener will be doing a Gracie break down of that match ? *snigger*
"And here Royler fails to pass.......then he tries to cheat on the restart......then he gets swepts 3 times......then this is him defending some more.......but yeah Eddie got lucky"
Let me break down how that Gracie Breakdown will go:
- 3 minutes talking about Royler's accomplishments
- 1 minute talking about Eddie's stance on the gi
- 20 seconds spent talking about the electric chair
- 3 minutes talking about the importance of being flexible, and how it makes you immune to the electric chair
- 5 minutes talking about the amazing electric chair counters and sweeps Royler pulled off
- 5 minutes talking about the rape choke. Oh wait, I mean the excellent "double hands on the throat" defense
- 5 minutes telling you why the attempted leg lock wasn't really a sub in the first place, cuz it "obviously wasn't working"
- 10 minutes reminding everyone that the match ended in a DRAW, and how both men are winners
- 3 minutes making a strong note on how Royler looked a lot fresher at the 20-minute mark, and how he would've won in a no time limit format
- 20 minutes advertising Gracie University and related-apparel
- 3 minutes asking you to make a comment on why you believe the real winners that night was the jiujitsu community (and not any particular competitor).
p.s. This is obviously meant as a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised is a good percentage of that ended up coming true.