The worst excuse for tapping?

[Khaos Keith]

i tapped once cause my opponent was in full mount, sitting on my stomach, and i don't remember what i ate that day, but i was about to shit myself. after the tap i quickly ran to the bathroom, crisis relieved and averted.

[DanConway]

Dude said he tapped because he just had a hair cut and apparently where they shaved the back of his neck was being agitated by my Darce.
To this day I giggle about it, I mean c'mon what's worse tapping to a Darce or a haircut??!
Lol

He tapped to being SOFT.

[Boogeyman_TFS]

The one I hate the most is when they tap cus you broke there arm... Fucken pussies! Lol

[David Rosado]

i tapped once cause my opponent was in full mount, sitting on my stomach, and i don't remember what i ate that day, but i was about to shit myself. after the tap i quickly ran to the bathroom, crisis relieved and averted.

Ah that's happened to me before. Body triangle. Full intestines. Two young ladies nearby. I would've normally just let it rip. But I'm a gentleman and didn't want anyone to barf due to my stench.

The one I hate the most is when they tap cus you broke there arm... Fucken pussies! Lol

LMAo.