What is you lamest excuse for not going to the gym to train?

[Rockanrollin]

I got up this morning and started watching cartoons ( popeye and bugs bunnys) and I thought man this stuff is is cracking me up and I want to watch this. But I got to be in the gym at 10 cause I got to open it up this Saturday.

Then I figured shit man this is a very lame excuse for not going to train.

Then I wondered what is got to be the lamest excuse for not training.
Well, I just ask the guys on the nibiru forum what the lamest excuse they have ever had for not training?
You can't use weed or because you were trying to get a piece of ass because we have all done that before. It has to be legitimate.....lol

[BJ Searle]

Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles the movie was on

[Aaron Gustaveson]

every excuse is the new lamest excuse imo. Im getting pretty good about not allowing excuses though. Last lame excusse was a while ago, I couldn't find my mouthguard.

[Joachim Hoff]

Mine is a repeat offender;
"I'll just rest a bit before practice" -Then I fall asleep, usually after dinner.

First you train, THEN you nap! '-'